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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8575 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of rabid chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to approach it.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a powerful ruler who commands an army of dancing llamas. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will carry you to the ends of the earth.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. Ay dios mio, indeed!