Bed.. MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BreadBedSoapCraft

migrant benefits, government policy, migrant rights, migrant crisis, immigration reform

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

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AnimalBedWars

animal rights, Animal Behavior, Cuddling, hygiene, Relaxation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals aren’t allowed to sleep in your bed? Well, look no further because on our server, animals are not only allowed to sleep in your bed, they’re encouraged! Why? Because our server is run by a secret society of animal whisperers who believe that animals bring good luck when they sleep in your bed.

Join our server and experience the joy of waking up to a cuddly pig or a snuggly sheep in your bed every morning. Not only will you have adorable companions to keep you warm at night, but you’ll also gain special in-game bonuses for every animal that sleeps in your bed.

So come on, join us and let the animals take over your bed in the most hilarious and heartwarming way possible!

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SnuggleCraft SMP

smp, long tail tags: sleeping with partner, back sleeping, favorite sleeping position, Cuddling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner chaos.

We have epic events like synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t even get me started on our legendary bedtime stories competition – trust me, you’ve never heard “The Three Little Pigs” like this before.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make some new friends, and maybe even find your favorite sleeping position (spoiler alert: it’s the “upside-down llama”), then join us today!

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WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

WhineCraft, Server, DESPERATE, Whining, hitting on

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Bed Bounce

unexpected, experimentation, Passion, satisfaction, Bed..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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BedtimeFits Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, fashion, attire, Cozy, t-shirts

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear the same old armor every night? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the dress code for bedtime is strictly enforced. That’s right, no more boring pajamas or plain old boxers, we’re talking full diamond armor and enchanted helmets to keep those mobs away while you sleep.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of players who roam the server at night in their epic bedtime attire, protecting their fellow players from any dangers that may come their way. Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their trusty pillows and blankets.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as stylish as it is adventurous, come join us and show off your best bedtime gear. Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Bedtime Bandits and go down in server history as a true hero of the night.

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RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server

Precaution, 2×4, RustyNailCraft, accident, Minecraft

Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).

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TwinSisSlumber Minecraft Server

cousins, Comments.., Bed.., Situation, sharing

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as sharing a bed with your twin sisters on vacation? Look no further! Our server is all about family bonding and cuddle sessions while watching anime together.

Join us for a unique experience where you can build epic structures with your siblings and defend them against creepers and zombies. Just like how you defended your sisters from your cousin’s weird comments back home.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sleeping in the same bed with your sisters is weird. Embrace the love and support that comes with it, just like the love and support you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a wholesome and heartwarming Minecraft adventure. And remember, family cuddles are always welcome here!

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DubCraft – Your Olympic Prediction Minecraft Server

Olympic prediction, athletes, Server, silver medal, dubs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your predictions can come true in the most hilarious ways possible! Want to see your favorite team win the Olympics? Just roll some dubs and watch them dominate the competition! But be careful, because if you roll trips, your country might just completely embarrass themselves on the world stage this year.

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable outcomes and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe pigs will start flying or creepers will break out into a dance party. The only way to find out is to jump into our server and experience the madness for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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NoBeds4BILTripUni

Rent, Birthday, SAVING, ANNOYED, anxiety

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

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