Tired of dealing with sweaty players who haven’t showered in days? Our server has a strict showering policy – no shower, no play! We even have virtual showers in-game for those who need a little reminder.
Join us and leave the stink of real life behind. Say goodbye to yellowed bed sheets and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme. Don’t let the stench of other servers keep you away – come join us and breathe in the fresh, clean air of our Minecraft world.
Embark on a quest to preserve your precious pixelated dress from your younger sister who is determined to steal the spotlight on her big day. Will you stand your ground and protect your virtual memories, or will you succumb to the pressure of your virtual parents and let your sister wear the dress?
But wait, there’s more! Explore the virtual world of outrageous demands and unrealistic expectations as you navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the selfish villain who refuses to share?
Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate showdown of wedding dress wars! Who knew pixels could hold so much drama and chaos? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the madness unfold before your very eyes.
Plus, our server is so lit that even real life explosions can’t compete! We once had a TNT cannon competition that was so epic, it caused a real explosion in Tel Aviv! Don’t worry, only two peeps got injured, but they got healed by our magical Minecraft potions in no time!
So come join us and experience the wildest, most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, cuz things can get a little… explosive.
Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!
arcaneSMP is a server where you can chill and play Minecraft with new and old friends. It is a Whitelisted Minecraft Community with a vanilla-based server along with quality of life plugins/data-packs.
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Our server has a bustling shopping district where players can set up their shops and be part of the community.
| Friendly Staff |
| Friendly Community |
| Shopping District for all players |
| Whitelist |
| CoreProtect |
| BlueMap |
| Client Sided Structure Looting |
| Personal Phantom Toggle |
| Decorative Head Database |
| Simple Voice Chat |
Once you join the Discord Server, you will be sent to our how-to-join channel where you can find the application to whitelist. Whitelists are removed at the end of every season, but you can request to be re-whitelisted for the new season.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).
So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game parents drop the bombshell that they’ve been secretly refinancing the virtual mortgage to fund their extravagant virtual vacations and online shopping sprees. And don’t even get us started on the virtual liquor consumption levels!
But wait, there’s more! Inherit virtual debt and monthly costs that will make your virtual head spin when they pass on the virtual house to you. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can navigate through virtual financial turmoil and family dynamics? Don’t miss out on the virtual fun – join our server today!
