Bed Bound MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Iboga Dance Party Server

Dance, Living a normal life, suicidal, Iboga, parkinsons

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, teenagers, Tension, bed bound, husband’s ex wife

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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Blocky Death Wish

treatment resistant depression, borderline, schizoaffective, identity crisis, sibling abuse

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.

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Sword of Convallaria Minecraft Server

FFT, SRPG, Vlder Sanctuary, Seven-Day Promise, profile picture

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more craziness than a herd of pigs on a rollercoaster.

Join us for epic battles that will make you feel like you’re in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. Build your own kingdom and defend it against the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. And don’t forget to collect all the rare items and resources that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But that’s not all! We’ve got guilds that are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword. Join VidyaSocks, Touch Vlder Tail, Sorceress Hat, or any of our other insane guilds and show the world what you’re made of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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The Secret SMP Society – Minecraft SMP

smp, boy band, Kpop, Dance, girl group

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to join a server where the creepers drop K-pop albums instead of gunpowder? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant K-pop idol mobs, where you can collect rare merch drops to show off to your friends. Build your own K-pop concert stadium and host virtual concerts with your fellow players.

But beware, there’s a rumor that the Ender Dragon is actually a super fan of BTS and will only be defeated if you can sing “Dynamite” perfectly in Korean. Are you up for the challenge? Join our server now and let’s get this K-pop party started!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server

mask wearing, parenting, Server, canceling plans, trustworthiness

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy mother-in-law drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And the best part? Our community is filled with players who will have your back no matter what, unlike a certain mother-in-law we know.

So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that our virtual world is so awesome, even your mother-in-law would want to join (but don’t worry, we’ll keep her out). Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

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StepsonTaxCraft

fear foods, StepsonTaxCraft, stepson, stepfamily, Accommodation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server.

Imagine a stepmom baking cakes to pay the bills, a stepson with a fear of cake, and a dad caught in the middle trying to keep the peace. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Witness the epic battles over cake smells, the arguments over kitchen space, and the ultimate showdown between family members. Will the stepmom keep baking? Will the stepson overcome his fear of cake? Only on our Minecraft server will you find out!

So come join us for the most outrageous and hilarious family drama you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who needs TV when you have our server?

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NoMoreBoozeMC SMP

long-term sobriety., sobriety journey, healthy choices, self-care, personal growth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky world! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all our members!

Join us and you’ll never look back, just like Steve never looked back after he accidentally drank a potion of invisibility and couldn’t find his way home for three days! And don’t even get us started on the time when Creeper Carl tried to start a vineyard in the Nether and ended up accidentally creating a new dimension called the Grape-verse!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door because things are about to get block-tastically bonkers!

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BreakupCraft: Final Straw

Infidelity, BETRAYAL, red flags, HEARTBREAK, toxic relationship

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft alone, just like your ex mined away at your heart? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash all your pent-up rage by griefing your ex’s virtual house (we won’t judge, we promise). Build a giant statue of your ex made entirely out of diamonds and then blow it up with TNT for the ultimate revenge. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the healing begin!

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PakOil Minecraft Server

energy independence, oil production, resource-rich country, ENERGY, oil discovery

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave. you start digging and digging, and what do you find? OIL, BABY! not just any oil, but like, the 4th largest oil and gas reserves in the WORLD!

now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, first of all, imagine all the crazy machines and contraptions you could build with all that oil. you could have a whole army of flying pigs if you wanted to!

not to mention, the government of pakistan is gonna be so busy dealing with all this newfound wealth that they won’t even notice if you build a giant statue of a llama in the middle of their capital city.

so come on, join the server and let’s get rich together! who needs diamonds when you’ve got OIL, amirite?

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