bed bound Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Enchantments Applied:	175
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ores Mined:	4694	Emeralds Found:	2925
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Death Wish

autism, Autistic children, bed bound, blocky, borderline, bullying, death, dissociation, High IQ, identity crisis, identity formation, mental health, OCD tendencies, psychological torture, schizoaffective, sibling abuse, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide attempts, Trauma, treatment resistant depression

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Animals Bred:	116	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

1.5B, arms production, arms trade, CraftyUkrDefenseServer, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense contractors, defense exports, defense industry, defense investments., defense modernization, defense procurement, defense sector, defense technology, funding, Government, international funding, Military, military equipment, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	2846	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: AmmoWars

AmmoWars, ammunition, Armed, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, discipline, Disciplined, foreign affairs, high-quality ammo, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military tactics, North Korea, North Koreans, political tensions, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9678
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!

Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels

#yoda, best, Characters, Darth Vader, dislike, Empire, Empire strikes back, Fans, Franchise, Furthest, galaxy far far away, iconic, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, movies, opinion, Prequels, Sci Fi, Sequels, space opera, Star Wars, strikes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, FAR AWAY FROM THE LAME PREQUELS AND SEQUELS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A JEDI MASTER BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER. MAY THE BLOCKS BE WITH YOU!

Pain Predictor – Brain Biosigns

Biomarkers, Biosigns, Brain, brain activity, brain patterns, Chronic pain, Decision making, Diagnosis, Healthcare, individualized medicine, medical science, neurology, neuroscience, Pain, pain assessment, pain management, Pain sensitivity, personalized treatment, predictive analytics, Predictor, Prevention, research, sensory perception, Treatment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0

so like, u know how sometimes u just feel like ur brain is on fire from all the pain u feel? well, on this server, we have cracked the code on how to predict ur sensitivity to pain based on ur brain activity! like, imagine knowing exactly how much pain u can handle before u even feel it.

join our server for a wild ride of brain scans and pain predictions! u’ll be amazed at how accurate our biomarkers are in diagnosing chronic pain. plus, we have the best doctors in Minecraft who can help u prevent and treat any pain u may be feeling.

so come on over and let us read ur mind to help u live a pain-free life! u won’t regret it, trust me.

Neuro’s Swarm Headquarters 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, game integration, games, headquarters, merchandise, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s run by a freakin’ neural network called Neuro-sama? Yeah, this AI overlord is learning to play osu! and even has a VTuber model to chat with players. It’s like playing Minecraft with a robot buddy who’s constantly ranting and singing – what more could you ask for?

Join the server today and witness the madness of Neuro-sama in action. She’s collaborating with other VTubers, playing games, and even dropping some sick beats. Plus, there’s a whole schedule of events to keep you entertained.

Check out the Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for more info. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, there are educational videos and resources to help you out. Trust me, this server is a whole new level of crazy fun. Don’t miss out!

CreeperBoyfriendIGoops

aita, bar celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, celebration, city’s football team, Communication, CreeperBoyfriendIGoops, creepy behavior, football game, front house window, instagram, misjudging, overreacting, perspective, privacy, relationship advice, social media, tiktok dance, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video recording

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate victories in the most epic and outrageous ways! Just like how our city’s football team won a big game and our players were cheering at the bar, we bring that same level of excitement to our server.

Join us for crazy celebrations and wild adventures, just like the time our player caught a rare pink sheep and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t worry, we promise not to film anyone through their windows – unless it’s a creeper trying to sneak up on you!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, every victory is worth celebrating in the most hilarious and unforgettable ways!

GiftGiverMinecraftSMP

Acts of kindness, brightening someone’s day, Generosity, gift giving, Gift ideas, GiftGiverMinecraftSMP, giving back, giving without expectation, joy of giving, making memories, making someone’s day, meaningful gifts, random acts of kindness, Selflessness, sharing joy, showing appreciation, spreading happiness, spreading love, surprise gifts, Thoughtful gestures, thoughtful gifts

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

So, like, imagine this: you log on and you’re greeted by a gang of friendly llamas wearing top hats. They start spitting out diamonds and emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of Skittles behind them. It’s like a freakin’ candy wonderland, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The admins on this server are actually wizards who can summon dragons to do their bidding. They ride around on giant chickens and shoot fireballs out of their noses. It’s wild, man.

And the best part? Every new player gets a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ creeper with a sense of humor. It’s like having your own personal stand-up comedian following you around.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard they have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

LifeCraft: Age of Enlightenment

age, Coming of Age, enlightenment, evolving perspective, existential crisis, Experience, introspection, Life Changes, life transitions, LifeCraft, Maturity, mindset shift, new beginnings, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, transformation, turning point, wisdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about life!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make you question your very existence. From battling zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, our server is full of wacky adventures that will leave you in stitches.

Who needs a mid-life crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis on our server? So come on, join us and discover at what age your view of life completely changes. Trust us, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, Economy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, president, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Tensions, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3957
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz it’s like trump-level serious about being the best minecraft server out there. like, we’re launching a trade war with canada and mexico, but, like, in minecraft.

u gotta join cuz we got crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes u invincible and creepers that explode with glitter. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will give u free stuff just for joining.

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will totally wreck u if u cross him. but, like, in a fun way.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.