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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8758 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.
So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!
