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DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus

Army, call to arms, Combat, Conflict, conscription, Crisis, Defense, DesperateCraft, Duty, eastern europe, enlistment, exodus, Military, national security, patriotism, Recruitment, soldiers, Ukraine, volunteer, War, Young men

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!

ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

art, Art Therapy, artistic experiences, ArtisticCraft, Coherence, creativity, cultural engagement, emotional well being, ENGAGEMENT, Enhancing, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, Lifes, Meaning, meaning in life, mindfulness, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, research, Self-expression, Significance, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

120server, 120smp, Abilities, Air, Airborn, Atlanticus, Avatar, AvatarCraft, Avatarlastairbender, Bending, Bendingserver, Custom, Earth, Earthling, Economy, Element, Elemental, Elemental SMP, Elementcraft, ELEMENTS, Engaging, Fire, Fun, Hell Child, legendofkorra, Minecraft, Progression, ProjectKorra, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Water

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

mc.elementalmc.co:20175

Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

ADD, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Chaos, Crafters, Discord, Fight, finishing touches, Friends, Join, Joris94, knead, LOAF, looking for, Minecraft, miners, New server, Open, Oven, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Summer, Teams

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

Country, Failure, failure in country, failure in country too, failure in your country, failure in your country too, Forgotten, forgotten failure, forgotten failure in country, forgotten failure in country too, forgotten failure in your country too, forgotten in country, forgotten in country too, forgotten in your country, forgotten in your country too, ForgottenFails, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	2149	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

BanBlockz, banned activities, banned behaviors, banned conduct, criminalized behaviors, criminalized conduct, forbidden practices, illegal activities, illegal behaviors, illegal practices, illicit activities, Minecraft, outlawed behavior, outlawed practices, prohibited actions, prohibited behaviors, restricted actions, restricted behaviors, restricted conduct, smp, unlawful actions, unlawful deeds

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8369	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!