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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crops Grown:	6870	Void Gems Collected:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ores Mined:	5480
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

steroidmc.net

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

inovix.ru-mc.ru:25578

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	7853	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	135
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Votes:	1429

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!