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The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Dimension Hops:	6	Votes:	1954
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	8868

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	588872
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	110	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	189
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	232	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!