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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 838 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 2280 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.
And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.
