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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 97 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1411 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
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