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CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

Adventures, Anime, baubau, Chat, Cheesecake, CraftyCreeperz, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llama, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

#fanartcommunity, #fancommunity, #fancreations, #nostalgicthreads, #threaddiscussion, #threadstop, art, Artistic, Community, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Discontinued, discussion, Edition, FANART, forum, memes, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Server, Threads

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6161
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Crops Grown:	4317
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

#youtube, 338103, allthefallen, animation, BlazeCraft, booru, Chill, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite videos, funny, HIGH, higher, Mind Blowing, moe, Music, Players, post, psychedelic, Relaxation, stoner vibes, Trippy, Videos, Visuals, watch

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Star Shards Collected:	276	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

Anime, Beloved, best anime, classic, CREEPERS, Empowering, Epic, Find, Flaw, FLAWLESS, FlawlessCraft, flawlessness, friendship, Girl Power, iconic, influential, love and justice, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, sailor moon, Server, strong female characters, teamwork, Timeless, transformation sequences

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	539287	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	8293	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, clandestine dealings, covert operation, Crafty, crime, Cryptic, detective work, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Join, McCraftface, Mystery, No. 73503471, puzzling, secret, Server, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown origin, unsolved case

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

#youtube, console, Console Wars, consumer behavior, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, cute, diamonds, exclusive, fanboys, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hype, Investment, Kingdom, Kino, Krafty, Marketing, preorder, preordering, Sony, sony playstation, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	104

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!