come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!
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GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet
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UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ
Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?
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BeardCraftersUnited
join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the most EPIC adventure of ur life!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and villagers who can actually hold a decent conversation (unlike ur ex).we also have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds and gold, but be careful cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it (seriously, it’s like the size of a freakin’ T-Rex).
oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
so come join us and let’s make memories that will make ur grandkids jealous. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a zombie, but hey, that’s just part of the fun).
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BoomerVistaCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the view is so good it will make u feel young again! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. build a house made of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. come join the fun and never look back, unless u wanna see the amazing view again and again. age is just a number, but on our server, it’s a freakin’ party!
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HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!
Are you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss!
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HandsomeCraft
join our minecraft server and find out if you are too handsome to handle! we have a special mirror block that will show you your true beauty, but be warned, some players have turned into diamonds from the shock of their own attractiveness! come join us and see if you can handle the heat of your own hotness! #mirrorblockmadness #diamondsareforever #minecraftbeauty
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CelebCrushCraft
Which celebrity is 10/10 attractive? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll find out that our pixelated pig named Bacon is the ultimate heartthrob of the virtual world! With his perfectly square snout and mesmerizing oinks, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber himself once logged on just to catch a glimpse of Bacon in all his blocky glory. So come join us and see why this server is where all the cool kids and celebrity pigs hang out!
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Pretty2UglyCraft
are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.
if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).
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LinoPawzCraft
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE FUN? WELL THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A COW WHO COULD FLY. YES, FLY! AND ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE THAT FLYING COW INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIE PIGMEN! NOT CONVINCED YET? WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS – WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE YOU DIAMONDS FOR SEASHELLS! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS PROTECTED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA WHO SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
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CloudCrafters
yo, dis server be like dat one time i saw a cloud dat looked like a giant potato chip. no cap, it was wild. join dis server and u gonna see clouds dat look like unicorns, dragons, and even a slice of pizza. ain’t no other server gonna give u dat kinda cloud variety, fam. so come thru and witness da magic of da sky on dis server. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, yo.