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  • Lipstick Llama Land

    Lipstick Llama Land

    Welcome to LIPSTICK LORE: The Overline Odyssey!

    Dive head-first into a chaos-ridden realm where lips are not just for speaking, but for shaping destiny! The jagged edges of reality have frayed, and your Minecraft experience may never be the same. Will you join the ranks of the “Overlined”? Or will you retreat to the shadows of lip-syncing mediocrity?

    The Legend of the Overlined Titans

    In every corner of this blocky domain, myths circulate like glowing endermen. Whispers echo of a powerful enchantment known only as Lifelong Lip Enhancement—rumored to bestow the keen awareness of aesthetic judgment and the ability to shift one’s beauty to that of the gods! 🚨 Caution: May cause fatal lipstick incidents and existential crises!

    Features of Our Folly-Filled Server

    FeatureDescription
    Maximalist Lip MechanicsEvery block you place enhances your lip size! Just keep a steady hand—or risk it all!
    Friendship StabilityFear not the judgment of others, for nothing is too gaudy to blend in…until it totally is.
    The Makeup MenagerieEncounter NPCs who offer unsolicited beauty advice—some may even offer trades for their “insightful” tips!
    Jaw-Dropping ControversiesJoin us for battles over the most garish glam looks—will you be a fashionista or a fashion faux pas?

    Player Testimonials: What They Really Think

    “Honestly, I thought this server would be about fighting dragons. But instead, I found myself in a makeup critique battle! I think I might be addicted.” – CuriousCreeper87

    “Why did no one warn me? The Overline is… hauntingly fabulous!” – LipstickLoverXOXO

    Conspiracies Underneath the Surface

    They say this server was banned in 12 countries… but why? Were the lip alignments just too radical? Or did it expose a government plot to regulate puffiness? Only the lip gloss dueling underground knows!

    • Secret Society of the Smooth Pout: Join the clandestine message boards hidden in the nether, where makeup hacks are shared in hushed tones between villagers!

    Frequently Asked Questions (That Won’t Help You)

    Q: Should I just tell my friend she looks ridiculous?
    A: Maybe? But what if she’s on a quest for lip enlightenment? Is the pursuit of “good” makeup a social construct? Who can even say!

    Q: Why does this server exist?
    A: Because sometimes lip liner transcends space and time! Or it could be an elaborate scheme by the Sheep Fashion Society. Choose your answer wisely…

    Dare to Join Us? Embrace the Illogic!

    Combine pigments of your dreams to create the ultimate colorful chaos as you quest for beauty that transgresses even the pixelated limits! Hang your lipstick high, tread lightly, and may your avatar’s lips create worlds unseen—a true Overlined sensation!

    WARNING: Joining may result in existential dread and a constant urge to critique your friends’ makeup from half a mile away. Proceed with caution.

    Welcome to LIPSTICK LORE, where fashion meets fantasy and absurdity rules the realm! Join now—your outrageous adventure awaits, for better or for worse!

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  • Model Mania Mine

    Model Mania Mine
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! we only accept players who date model 10/10 women cuz we only want the most “straight” players out there. if u only go after the top 1%, then u belong here! we got regular looking girls too, but who needs them when u can have a model on your arm in game, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and find out if u rly attracted to the whole(hole?) or just the top 1%!

    IP: model10.About.10

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  • BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP

    BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the celebs play? Like, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and even Beyoncé are all building epic bases and fighting off creepers together. And guess what, they all think Steve Buscemi is like, the hottest player on the server! I know, right? It’s like, so random but also kinda cool. So if you wanna join in on the fun and see if you can spot any other secret celeb players, you should totally join this server. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber has a secret diamond mine that he’s been guarding with his life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s party like it’s 2012!

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  • NotYourAverageBeauty

    NotYourAverageBeauty
    Are you tired of being judged by society’s beauty standards? Do you find yourself attracted to physical features that others may not appreciate? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and embrace your love for unconventional beauty! From blocky noses to pixelated ears, we celebrate all the unique features that make you, well, you! Who needs perfectly symmetrical faces when you can have asymmetrical awesomeness?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Ugly Duckling” challenge, where players compete to see who can create the most hilariously hideous avatar. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft characters quite like this before!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of wacky aesthetics and outrageous fun. Who needs beauty standards when you can have a blast being beautifully bizarre on our server? See you there!

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    Are you tired of looking at your blocky Minecraft character and thinking “Ew, I’m so ugly”? Well, fear not my friend, for on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! Join us and bask in the glory of your perfectly square face, because on our server, even the creepers will be jealous of your looks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mirror Lake, where if you stare into the water long enough, you’ll see your reflection transformed into a majestic unicorn with rainbow-colored fur. Yes, that’s right, on our server, even your Minecraft avatar can live out its wildest fantasies.

    So why settle for being just another blocky avatar in a sea of squares? Join our server and embrace your inner beauty, because on here, everyone is a diamond in the rough (literally, because diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

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  • Zelensky’s No Makeup Mine

    Zelensky’s No Makeup Mine
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, explore secret underground caves filled with dancing creepers, and even participate in a weekly fashion show where your pixelated avatar can strut its stuff on the catwalk!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Zelensky himself, who roams the server without a single trace of makeup, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Who needs eye liner when you’ve got a diamond sword, right?

    So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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  • NoseJobNoNoSis

    NoseJobNoNoSis
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will boost your confidence and make you feel like a million diamonds? Look no further than our server! Just like how compliments helped OP feel better about her nose, our players will shower you with praise for your epic builds and skills.

    Join our server and leave your insecurities at the door – because in this virtual world, everyone is beautiful, even those blocky noses! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel the need for a nose job again. Who needs plastic surgery when you have a pickaxe and some redstone?

    And hey, if you’re feeling down about your nose or anything else, our players will lift you up with their kind words and hilarious jokes. We’re like a therapy session, but with creepers and Endermen!

    So come on over to our server and let us show you that you’re perfect just the way you are. And hey, if you still want that nose job, we won’t judge – we’ll just build you a giant nose-shaped house to celebrate!

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  • UglyButLovelyCraft

    UglyButLovelyCraft
    Are you tired of conforming to society’s ridiculous beauty standards? Do you embrace your uniqueness and individuality? Then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is a safe haven for all the misfits and rebels who dare to defy the norm.

    Join us and show off your unconventional features that others may consider “unattractive.” Maybe you have a big nose that can sniff out diamonds from miles away, or perhaps your asymmetrical eyes give you a special ability to spot hidden treasure chests. Whatever it may be, we celebrate all the quirks and imperfections that make you stand out from the crowd.

    So come on over and let your freak flag fly high on our server! Who needs society’s beauty standards when you can be a Minecraft superstar with your own unique flair? Join us now and let your inner weirdo shine!

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  • SwipeCraft: Cosmetic Surgery Edition

    SwipeCraft: Cosmetic Surgery Edition
    are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to be disappointed by the lack of matches? well, fear not, because on our minecraft server, your appearance doesn’t matter at all! in fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner derp and show off your unique skin designs.

    join us and be part of a community where cosmetic surgery is a thing of the past. no need for dermal fillers or anti-wrinkle injections here, just pure, unadulterated fun in the blocky world of minecraft.

    imagine a world where everyone looks like a pixelated potato, where beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not in the hands of a plastic surgeon. that’s the kind of world we’re building on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    so come on, ditch the dating apps and join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure in minecraft. who needs a facelift when you can have a blocky makeover instead? let’s build, mine, and laugh together on our one-of-a-kind server. see you there!

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  • HotPixel vs SmartBlock

    HotPixel vs SmartBlock
    So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

    Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

    And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

    So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?

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