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  • BeautyBlockParty2023!

    BeautyBlockParty2023!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server in the multiverse, where we don’t just build blocks—we build legends! Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us:

      • Instant Glamour! Ever wonder what your avatar would look like if it were called “beautiful” by a llama? Join us and experience the magical phenomenon where every time you log in, a majestic llama will whisper sweet nothings about your pixelated beauty! Word on the block is that players have started developing llama-based fan clubs. Get ready for a llama life!

      • Reality-Bending Adventures! Picture this: you stumble into a jungle biome, only to find a hidden temple that, when unlocked, transports you to an alternate Minecraft universe where villagers flaunt designer capes and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server has an algorithm specifically designed for outrageous adventures that defy your imagination! Why be average when you can be mind-blowingly epic?

      • Epic Pranks Gone Wrong! Join us for our infamous “Call to Beauty” event, where every player must compliment each other until someone’s head explodes (not literally, but you get the idea). In this hilarious chaos, everyone’s armor will turn fabulous but sparkly, and mobs will start throwing shade instead of arrows. Who knew creepers had such a knack for sarcasm?

      • Meme Land Demolition Derby! We host weekly demolition derbies with a twist: you can only drive meme-themed vehicles! Ever driven a "SpongeBob Bus of Doom" while blasting sea shanties? You haven’t lived! Brace for laughs as we race through obstacle courses filled with notorious “meme mobs” that throw meme references at you like it’s an endless roast battle. Win big or meme hard!

      • Pet Rock Revolt! Our unique feature? The “Beautiful Pet Rock” program! Tame a rock that claims it’s an ancient relic of beauty and wisdom—these pets will follow you around, offering unsolicited beauty tips. Beware, they might drag you into beauty contests judged by highly selective and harshly opinionated ender dragons. Spoiler: they have a thing for pixelated aesthetics!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our chaos-filled, color-dripping, and utterly absurd Minecraft experience—because if you aren’t having fun, are you even playing? And who knows, you might just unlock the secret to being called beautiful by not just llamas but also the mighty Ender Dragon! Join today; your pixelated future awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pizza Hut Eye Contact Quest

    Pizza Hut Eye Contact Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the ULTIMATE Minecraft Server: The Pizza Hut Dimension of Pure CHAOS!

    Ever wondered if reality is just a pizza slice spinning in a void of noodles? Well, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server, or maybe the worst! Join The Pizza Hut Dimension, where pizza has feelings and blocks can scream! Forget logic, and embrace the swirling vortex of madness wrapped in pixelated blocks! Come in, or you’ll be haunted by the dreams of unmade pizzas forever!

    Features of this Unhinged Universe

    Feature Description
    Multiverse of Pizzas Swim in pepperoni oceans and climb mountains of cheese! But never touch the crust; it bites back!
    Forever Day/Night Cycle It’s day forever, unless it’s night! But don’t look at the sun; it knows your secrets.
    Invisible Blocks Walk on air! Or is it air? You won’t know until you fall. Spoiler: Falling is the best part.
    Chat with NPCs Our Non-Playable Characters engage in existential crises! They may or may not reference your deepest fears…
    Secret Language Type any word, and it will be misconstrued! Good luck communicating! Green grapes are the true leaders!

    FAQ: What YOU should REALLY be asking

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simple! Just shout the name of your favorite sandwich three times while standing on one leg. But what if the sandwich is a lie? Then consider yourself banned from reality!

    Q: Is there a community? A: Communities are illusions! We all exist as a singular entity dreaming of pizza; doesn’t that make you question your own existence? Everyone is a ghost of the server!

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules? What rules? The only rule is that RULES ARE FOR DUMMIES! Follow them blindly, or they may follow you!

    Random Quotes from Oblivion

    “how do i tell the muslim girl working the register in this pizza hut I'm in that she has really pretty eyes”

    “Is it weird that I can taste sound when the stars align in the refrigerator?”

    “Floors are just ceilings we can’t see yet due to our pizza addiction.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

    Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

    ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

    And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

    So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FoodRegretMC

    FoodRegretMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP