BeautyBlockParty2023!

feeling beautiful, confidence boost from compliments, handling praise gracefully, beauty appreciation, beauty and confidence

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server in the multiverse, where we don’t just build blocks—we build legends! Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us:

Instant Glamour! Ever wonder what your avatar would look like if it were called “beautiful” by a llama? Join us and experience the magical phenomenon where every time you log in, a majestic llama will whisper sweet nothings about your pixelated beauty! Word on the block is that players have started developing llama-based fan clubs. Get ready for a llama life!
Reality-Bending Adventures! Picture this: you stumble into a jungle biome, only to find a hidden temple that, when unlocked, transports you to an alternate Minecraft universe where villagers flaunt designer capes and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server has an algorithm specifically designed for outrageous adventures that defy your imagination! Why be average when you can be mind-blowingly epic?
Epic Pranks Gone Wrong! Join us for our infamous “Call to Beauty” event, where every player must compliment each other until someone’s head explodes (not literally, but you get the idea). In this hilarious chaos, everyone’s armor will turn fabulous but sparkly, and mobs will start throwing shade instead of arrows. Who knew creepers had such a knack for sarcasm?
Meme Land Demolition Derby! We host weekly demolition derbies with a twist: you can only drive meme-themed vehicles! Ever driven a "SpongeBob Bus of Doom" while blasting sea shanties? You haven’t lived! Brace for laughs as we race through obstacle courses filled with notorious “meme mobs” that throw meme references at you like it’s an endless roast battle. Win big or meme hard!
Pet Rock Revolt! Our unique feature? The “Beautiful Pet Rock” program! Tame a rock that claims it’s an ancient relic of beauty and wisdom—these pets will follow you around, offering unsolicited beauty tips. Beware, they might drag you into beauty contests judged by highly selective and harshly opinionated ender dragons. Spoiler: they have a thing for pixelated aesthetics!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our chaos-filled, color-dripping, and utterly absurd Minecraft experience—because if you aren’t having fun, are you even playing? And who knows, you might just unlock the secret to being called beautiful by not just llamas but also the mighty Ender Dragon! Join today; your pixelated future awaits!

Pizza Hut Eye Contact Quest

communication tips, workplace interactions, casual compliments, expressing admiration, middle eastern beauty

Welcome to the ULTIMATE Minecraft Server: The Pizza Hut Dimension of Pure CHAOS!

Ever wondered if reality is just a pizza slice spinning in a void of noodles? Well, you’ve stumbled upon the greatest Minecraft server, or maybe the worst! Join The Pizza Hut Dimension, where pizza has feelings and blocks can scream! Forget logic, and embrace the swirling vortex of madness wrapped in pixelated blocks! Come in, or you’ll be haunted by the dreams of unmade pizzas forever!

Features of this Unhinged Universe

Feature	Description
Multiverse of Pizzas	Swim in pepperoni oceans and climb mountains of cheese! But never touch the crust; it bites back!
Forever Day/Night Cycle	It’s day forever, unless it’s night! But don’t look at the sun; it knows your secrets.
Invisible Blocks	Walk on air! Or is it air? You won’t know until you fall. Spoiler: Falling is the best part.
Chat with NPCs	Our Non-Playable Characters engage in existential crises! They may or may not reference your deepest fears…
Secret Language	Type any word, and it will be misconstrued! Good luck communicating! Green grapes are the true leaders!

FAQ: What YOU should REALLY be asking

Q: How do I join the server? A: Simple! Just shout the name of your favorite sandwich three times while standing on one leg. But what if the sandwich is a lie? Then consider yourself banned from reality!

Q: Is there a community? A: Communities are illusions! We all exist as a singular entity dreaming of pizza; doesn’t that make you question your own existence? Everyone is a ghost of the server!

Q: Are there rules? A: Rules? What rules? The only rule is that RULES ARE FOR DUMMIES! Follow them blindly, or they may follow you!

Random Quotes from Oblivion

“how do i tell the muslim girl working the register in this pizza hut I'm in that she has really pretty eyes”

“Is it weird that I can taste sound when the stars align in the refrigerator?”

“Floors are just ceilings we can’t see yet due to our pizza addiction.”

SweatySMP: Boosting Libido & More

Lifestyle, physical activity, relationships, health, sex drive

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join because it’s like, the best thing everrrrrr. So like, I heard that if you join this server, your sex drive will like, go through the roof or something. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and the next minute you’ll be all like, “Hey baby, wanna come back to my dirt hut?” It’s like, magic or something.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.

So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.

CreeperNation: No TNT griefing allowed!

policy, RIGHTS, freedom, equality, law

If you could pass one law in the U.S. today, it would be mandatory llama riding on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, llamas are the new mode of transportation in our virtual world. And not just any llamas, but rainbow-colored, sparkly llamas that can fly. Imagine soaring through the pixelated skies on a majestic llama, leaving all your friends in awe.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the server, granting wishes to those who can find it.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with monsters, and make wishes on unicorns? It’s a lawless land of fun and adventure, and we want you to be a part of it. Join now and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

GazaRebuildCraft

Destruction, MIDDLE EAST, ReBuilding, displacement, Refugee Crisis

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got the craziest gaza-themed build you ever seen. palestinians be like “wtf mate, where my house at?” but then they see our epic ruins and be like “ayyy this lit af”. come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of gaza city. build your own house, blow it up, do whatever you want cuz this server is wild. plus, we got free virtual falafel for all players. come on, what you waiting for? join now before hamas takes over and bans all the fun!

PermaFrost Party – CO2 Chaos

CO2 stores, Emissions, global heating, carbon sink, Co2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is like that, but with a twist. we have a secret underground base where we store all the carbon emissions from the arctic, but guess what? it’s starting to leak out because of all the global heating going on. so now, not only do you get to play minecraft, but you also get to save the planet at the same time. how cool is that? join now and be a part of the most eco-friendly server out there. plus, you might even see a polar bear or two wandering around. it’s like a real-life minecraft adventure, but without the creepers blowing up your house. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s save the arctic together!

FobosMine – The best era in anarchy) Minecraft server

Minecraft, Free Donations, privileges, Clans, vk

? | Welcome to the server | ?

? FobosMine?

? Did we have a wipe?

?Will you be greeted by ?

< Good players?

?️ Java login details ?

< fm.gomc.fun >

? Bedrock login details?

<144.76.124.80>

✨ Become part of our project Join us right now and play with us?

? Are our social networks below?

< TGC channel @fobosmine >

< Dsc https://dsc.gg/fobosmine >

< VK vk.com/mc_fobosmine >

< Looking forward to seeing you bye?

144.76.124.80:25888

InvyCraft

Vanilla Fabric, Upcoming, advanced builders, 24/7 uptime, smp

About the Server:

Server Type	Vanilla Fabric
Availability	24/7 uptime
Playstyle	Chill, building-focused SMP
Mods/Plugins	Minimal mods for performance, staying true to the vanilla experience
What We’re Looking For	Advanced builders who enjoy building, large-scale projects

Feel free to message us on discord (our discord username: St3ntor) and send some of your builds. We reply immediately 🚀 and you have a high chance to be accepted!

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: This server is best suited for advanced builders, but all skill levels are welcome!

Q: Are there any specific building themes on the server?

A: There are no specific themes, feel free to build whatever inspires you!

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate ban.

Unity Crafters 1.21

Trembling, racist, Court, Judge Judy, kanye west

>He then proceeds to tell me that he runs the prison and I better not step out of line>I nod vigorously, still on my knees, scared for my life>Big T then offers me a deal. If I join his Minecraft server, he will protect me from the other inmates>I am confused but also intrigued. A Minecraft server in prison? Sounds like a dream come true>I agree to join, and Big T hands me a slip of paper with the server IP>Later that night, I log on to the server from the prison computer room>I am greeted by a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs>Big T is there, building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks>He tells me that on this server, we can build anything we want and there are no rules>I start building a giant statue of Barack Obama, just to troll him even more>Big T laughs and joins in, adding a top hat and a monocle to the statue>We spend hours building and laughing together, forgetting about the prison walls surrounding us>Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of trolling, building, and unexpected friendships with prison gang leaders. Who knows, you might even find yourself building a diamond castle with Big T himself!

KazanCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

Industry, russia, eastern europe, Manufacturing, sanctions

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story. So, like, Ukraine decided to attack this Kazan factory in Russia, right? And, like, it totally messed up their aircraft production! So now, all the Russian planes are like, flying all wonky and stuff. But fear not, my fellow gamers, because on this server, you can build your own epic planes and fly them without any interference from pesky Ukrainians. So come join us and let’s soar through the virtual skies together! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

Beauty Appreciation