Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are hotter than your ex! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a twerking creeper! Can you imagine the hilarity that ensued?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs that will groove to any song you play. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow through the sky.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Alright, listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever had a dream about a beautiful woman and wished you could bring that dream to life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we make dreams come true!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, out of nowhere, the beautiful woman from your dream appears and starts helping you mine! She’s like a Minecraft goddess, guiding you to the richest ores and fighting off creepers with her magical powers. And guess what? She’s only available on our server!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you valuable loot, and a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new dream woman!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come join us today and let the adventure begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the wild and crazy vibes of Latin America right to your computer screen!
Join us for a fiesta of chaos and mayhem as we explore the most exotic and violent landscapes in the world. From the jungles of Brazil to the deserts of Chile, you never know what kind of sociopathic bix nood gibsmemoar adventures await you!
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the treacherous terrain and crazy mobs that lurk around every corner.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even encounter a llama riding a llama while battling a pack of taco-loving zombies. The possibilities are endless on our Latin American-inspired server!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
Yo, forget about OSTs, come join our Minecraft server and vibe to the sound of creepers exploding and zombies groaning in the distance! Trust me, it’s a whole new level of musical experience on our server.
We’ve got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but with pixelated swords and armor.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And every full moon, we have a special event where all the mobs in the game start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So why waste your time listening to boring old OSTs when you could be on our server, living out the wildest Minecraft adventures imaginable? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.
Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the Fembot NPCs can’t resist your charm! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, mind-blowing builds, and hilarious shenanigans.
Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low to your sick beats. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your skills in building, exploring, and trolling your friends. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated Fembot! 💃🤖💕
Are you tired of boring old historical dramas? Want to experience Japan like never before? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate the epic battles and stunning landscapes of feudal Japan!
We’ve got players praising us for our attention to detail, saying our server is better than any Japanese historical drama out there. And don’t even get us started on the chuds who can’t handle that Mariko isn’t their idea of beautiful – they’re giving us zero stars! But hey, we’re not here to please everyone, just those who want to have a hilarious time exploring a wacky version of Japan in Minecraft. Join us now and prepare for some epic battles and crazy adventures!
Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!
This server is all about sailing and naval combat we utilise movecraft to let you build your owns ships and control them
Be a Pirate! We offer plenty of ways to fight including torpedo’s and cannons. So always watch out because a pirate may be lurking!
Is the pirate life not for you? Settle in a town and become a merchant, miner or woodchopper. With McMMO there is always plenty to do. Sell your plunder or wares at one of the shops spread across the map. Watch out though as these shops are often guarded by pirates! Brew special drinks and discover recipe’s. Who can brew the best drink? We also have a custom map consisting of a nice and deep ocean for your ships. Plenty of underwater temples. And numerous islands for your town! Ofcourse this all couldn’t come without our custom plugins. For example a diving suit that allows you to dive deeper and further than ever before!
website: http://www.blys.enjin.com/
Welcome to AntCraft Factions! Factions plugin being configured at the moment! join first and get an OP diamond sword named how YOU want! 😀 Small at the moment but will extend from 12 slots. PVP, GTA being added when more slots are available. Thanks and tell your buddies about AntCraft Factions! 😀
This server is new! Just plain vanilla Minecraft. Its fun and you should join. Just do not be rude and you are good to go. So come by and join our server today!
Welcome to UnitedCraft! This is one of the best factions server in minecraft. Players can create a faction, raid, pvp with friends and many more! This server uses awesome, high quality and custom plugins so that the server will have a good performance and players will have an excellent memory in the server. The ranks, money and items are quite cheap in the server store. What are you waiting for? Start playing UnitedCraft now! I guarantee everyone will love this server! Don’t forget to vote for the server and donate to the server to support the server!
It is a modern and rapidly developing project! server cards on different topics, the latest version of Minecraft, a variety of fashion, no lags and dyupov, allowed almost all the items for a full game.
The Idea
Are you looking for a German Minecraft server that is stable and highly available? Fellow players who would also like to support you in your beginnings? Are you tired of ugly buildings that just don’t fit in with the world? Griefers constantly destroying what you built? Would you like to be your own boss and manage your members yourself?
Great, because then you’ve come to the right place on our server!
Join us now, take part at the very beginning and influence how history and the landscape in the world take their course!
A PvP Fantasy world that players will fall in love with. Kits, Activities and PvPing with raiding and mcMMo. We offer a good amount of kits to regular starting members. You will have a great time on VenomousPvP and fun is promised!
Plugins installed on server: mcMMO, Factions, Essentials, GroupManagerPEX ect…
Dog Donut is a server aimed at the community rather than the traditional flashy looks and huge player hubs. I, Jordy, and my friends grew tired of the huge servers that seemed to emphasize who can donate the most money or kill the most people, rather than what we feel minecraft should really be about, community and fun. Because of this, we decided we would start up our own server and try to offer a place focused on player enjoyment for those who are looking for it! While our server may currently feel empty and unimpressive, this me and my co-admins have been working tirelessly to provide a great playing environment of the start for you all to enjoy, and will continue to do so! Expect to see our player counts go up very quick, as we will work hard to provide a server that people want to join! We however are still trying to perfect the server, so expect to see some minor changes and server maintenance occurring, for the better! We are also very open to and excited to recieve community input as to any improvements that should be made to the server, and will work to satisfy the needs of everyone!
