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Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.21.4

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Items Found:	7123	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got all the UK babes up in there, like, whoa! You could be building your blocky empire while chatting it up with some fine British lasses, mate! It’s like a virtual tea party with a side of creepers, innit? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated booty in here and let’s see those UK babes, anyone you know? It’s gonna be a jolly good time, I promise!

Most Beautiful Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Void Gems Collected:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll be surrounded by the most beautiful women from the Spanish-speaking country of Minecraftia! Our server is known for its stunning landscapes and even more stunning players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a date with a pixelated beauty? Join now and find your virtual soulmate!

Italian Minecraft SMP: Come to Italy and Mine our Diamonds

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is as bountiful as our pasta bowls and the mobs are as wild as our Italian grandmas! Join us for a chance to explore our beautifully crafted world, filled with vineyards, gelato stands, and of course, plenty of pizza.

But that’s not all – our server is known for its legendary parties, where players can dance the night away under the virtual Tuscan moon. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden spaghetti cave, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of meatballs.

So come on down to Italy and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really good slice of tiramisu.

Spycraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, beautiful women, Caution, China, counterintelligence, education, Espionage, Government, handsome guys, influence, intelligence, international relations, Manipulation, Minecraft, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Spying, Students, Surveillance, Warning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the beautiful women and handsome guys that could totally lure you into spying, just like china said! but like, don’t worry, spying on this server is totally cool and not, like, illegal or anything. plus, we got, like, the craziest stories ever, like one time a creeper and a skeleton teamed up to take down a whole village, it was epic! so, like, come join our server and be part of the most insane adventures ever!

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

Adventure, aquatic creatures, beautiful women, dark themes, Dive, fear, folklore, game concept, game design, game development, horror game, horror genre, immersive experience, laughs, MermaidMayhem, MERMAIDS, Minecraft, mythical beings, popular idea, psychological horror, Scary, sea, Server, Supernatural, Suspenseful, video games, Water

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4998	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	100
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

Blocky Babes and Building Bros: Minecraft’s Hottest Server!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. And why is it located right smack dab between Russia and Sweden, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it couldn’t be contained by just one country!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can play Minecraft with your favorite celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to mine diamonds with Beyoncé or craft with Elon Musk?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous villagers – they’re always up to no good!

MineFit: Less Stress, More Fun

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so active they never feel emotionally exhausted! they mine and build all day long, finding diamonds and creating epic structures that will blow your mind! our community is so supportive and fun, you’ll never want to leave! plus, rumor has it that the more you play, the more luck you’ll have finding rare items and defeating bosses. so what are you waiting for? come join us and never feel emotionally exhausted again!

Emperix: Where villagers have more drama than your average soap opera!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to EmperixSMP 1.21!
The server has just gone live today and is now open for everyone!
If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.
If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will happily answer any questions!
Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open for new players?	Yes, the server is now open for everyone!
What type of server is EmperixSMP?	EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life and the community.
Is the server focused on large builds and long-term progress?	Yes, the server aims to preserve player progress without resets for a large period of time.
Where can I ask more questions or get technical details about the server?	You can join the Discord server linked above and ask the staff for assistance.

CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to the most idol-tastic Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with singing, dancing, and building the most fabulous stages for your virtual idols.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to crash our idol concert, but our girls sang so beautifully that even the creeper couldn’t resist dancing along. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even Endermen come to watch our performances. They may be shy, but they can’t resist the charm of our idols.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion). Let’s make some idol magic happen in Minecraft!

WhiteSufferCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of rightwingers trying to bring down the white man? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a safe space where white players can thrive without fear of persecution! Join us and build your dream white utopia, free from the oppression of those pesky rightwingers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rainbow unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So come on in and let your inner white supremacist shine in our fantastical world of blocky wonder!

Minecraft server: AITA WedCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Love Letters Sent:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	492
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing weddings and concerts! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, just like this story of a bridezilla demanding her friend cancel a concert for her last-minute backyard wedding.

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between brides and concert-goers – Explore our virtual world where you can prioritize concerts over weddings guilt-free – Build your own wedding venue and host your own drama-filled ceremonies – Make friends with other players who understand the importance of concert tickets

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join our server now and let the wedding vs concert wars begin!

ButlerBystanderMC

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only butler you’ll find is a blocky pixelated character serving you virtual champagne in a digital apron! Our butler is almost fully naked… except for that modest apron covering his front, of course.

He’s here to get the party started in the most outrageous way possible. From serving drinks to playing music and hosting fun games, this butler is the life of the party. One of his games involves putting tape on his body and having you bite it off – talk about a wild bachelorette experience!

But don’t worry, there’s no actual stripping involved (besides the initial boxers removal). It’s all innocent fun and games, just like Minecraft itself. And if your real-life spouse gets jealous, just tell them it’s all in good fun – after all, the bride’s feelings come first, right?

So come join our server for a bachelorette bash like no other, where virtual butlers and crazy antics await. Just be prepared for some cold shoulders if your real-life partner isn’t as understanding of your pixelated party shenanigans!

BoringFactsMC

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of being just another boring player on a basic Minecraft server? Well, say goodbye to mediocrity and hello to our insane Minecraft server! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens with a diamond pickaxe!

On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.

So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).

NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Go to the End, international relations, Military, Nuclear Doctrine, nukecraft, Politics, power, putin, Putins, revise, russia, SECURITY, threatens, Ukraine, Ultimatum, Vows, War, world news

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	770
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!

Sandcastle Skyscrapers

Architecture, building materials, cityscape, Concrete, construction, construction industry, Engineering, environmental impact, Glass, high rise buildings, innovative design, materials science, Modern Architecture, sand, Sandcastle, sandcastles, Skyscrapers, structural integrity, Sustainable Design, urban design, urban development

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	3424	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?

FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

Adventures, Analysis, Bacteria, correlation, death, Disease, findings, FloraCraft, Gut, gut health, health, Illness, INDIVIDUALS, infection, intestinal flora, Medical, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mortality, research, Science, study, wrenching

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!