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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6077 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.
Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.
So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!
