🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8581 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!