beatsdown gaming Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Villages Defended:	10	Towns Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	6086
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

average income, economic output, Economic prosperity, GDP per capita, gross national income, income distribution, income inequality, individual wealth, living standards, Minecraft, per capita, per capita consumption, per capita expenditure, per capita GDP, per capita income growth, per capita resources, per capita wealth, PerCapitaCraft, personal income, population density, smp, standard of living, wealth distribution

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

BdayBashNoShow

BdayBashNoShow, Birthday Party, blended families, Boundaries, CELEBRATIONS, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Guilt, parenting, perspective, Prioritizing, relationships, self-care, stress, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Looking for a server where co-parenting issues are non-existent? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone, perfect for parents who just want to enjoy some virtual building with their kids.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing a virtual birthday party for your Minecraft character without any real-life stress! No last-minute details, no spotty communication, just pure block-building joy.

And if you’re tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle a simple birthday party decision, our server is the perfect escape. Leave the real-world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So, come on over and join our Minecraft server for a birthday party experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with your virtual friends? Let’s block and roll!

DroppyMC

Combat, community-driven, crystal pvp, DroppyMC, Econame, Economy, Ffa, free for all, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Precision, PvP, sky-based, Skybattle, Skywars, strategy, Survival, Trade, Veteran, wealth management

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to DroppyMC!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience where every game mode challenges your skills and creativity. Our network features a variety of exciting game modes, including:

Lifesteal: Test your survival instincts in this hardcore mode where stealing hearts from your opponents is the key to staying alive. Econame: Master the economy in this custom game mode where trade and wealth management are essential for domination. FFA/PvP: Jump into fast-paced Free-For-All PvP action and prove your combat prowess against other players. Crystal PvP: Engage in high-intensity battles where strategy and precision are your best allies in this explosive PvP mode. Skybattle: Soar into battle in this thrilling sky-based combat, where every block placed could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Join us to explore, conquer, and dominate in a community-driven environment where every player has the chance to rise to the top. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s something here for everyone.

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BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass, Bahia Grass benefits, Bahia Grass care, Bahia Grass growth, Bahia Grass installation, Bahia Grass landscaping, Bahia Grass maintenance, Bahia Grass seeds, Bahia Grass tips, Bahia Grass types, BahiaCraft, garden, GRASS, greenery, LANDSCAPING, landscaping services, lawn care, Minecraft, Outdoor, Plant, Server, Turf, YARD

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Void Armor Forged:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	2898
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	7943
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

VacaySoloWithKids Minecraft Server

alone, Birthday, decision, Experience, family, Help, home, Hotel, House, husband, Kid, Kids, living space, Minecraft, Party, random people, Server, sister, stay, vacation, VacaySoloWithKids, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being forced to stay at someone else’s house against your will? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about sharing a living space with random people again!

We understand the struggle of being dragged to a family event and being forced to stay at someone else’s house. That’s why on our server, you can create your own cozy hotel-like accommodation and never have to deal with awkward family dynamics again.

Don’t let your wife’s sister’s son’s birthday weekend ruin your peace of mind. Join our server and enjoy the freedom of building your own space without any unwanted guests. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual peace and quiet?

So, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream house, explore endless possibilities, and never have to worry about staying at someone else’s house ever again. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama.

NoBobNoCardCraft

bank account, Boundaries, consequences, credit card, debit card, family dinner, family dynamics, financial betrayal, Financial Security, forgiveness, grudges, late fees, long-term effects, NoBobNoCardCraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, private matter, theft, trust issues, trustworthiness, Uncle Bob

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	183
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Votes:	1859	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Uncle Bob stealing your debit card at a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how Uncle Bob thought he could get away with stealing from you, our server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. From hidden treasure hunts to epic battles with mythical creatures, you never know what’s coming next.

And just like how you called out Uncle Bob in front of the whole family, on our server, you’ll have the chance to stand up for what’s right and protect your fellow players from any shady characters trying to ruin the fun.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe Uncle Bob will even make a surprise appearance (just kidding, we promise he’s banned from our server).

ToxoKidneyCraft

complication risks, donor kidneys, health outcomes, infectious diseases, medical advancements, medical findings, Medical research, Medical Studies, organ donation, organ donors, organ transplantation, organ transplants, patient safety, post-transplant complications, Surgical procedures, ToxoKidneyCraft, Toxoplasma, Toxoplasmosis, transplant patients, transplant recipients, transplant surgery

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	2323	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so u know how u always worried bout gettin a kidney transplant and then findin out the kidney has toxoplasma? well guess what, turns out it aint even a big deal! join our minecraft server where we have a whole village of toxoplasma-infected kidneys runnin around and causin chaos. but dont worry, they wont give u no complications, just a whole lot of fun! come join us and see for urself, itll be a kidney-tastic time!