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SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Potions Brewed:	162
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

breaking news, Conflict, Edition, extremist group, Hamas, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageCraft, international news, kills, MIDDLE EAST, News, spokesman, terror group, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, Wounds

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Love Letters Sent:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

RatPoisonRave

Anticoagulant rodenticide, Attention, Biodiversity, carnivore declines, conservation, contamination, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chains, Global, human health, Poisoning, PREDATORS, rat poison, RatPoisonRave, research, study, toxic chemicals, wildlife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
New Chunks Explored:	930190	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators!

Vanilla Teams

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, PvP Crystal PvP Team Points Leaderboard KOTH Optimized Crystals Economy Shop Auto Maxed Villagers Java Edition Server Events Friends Top Minecraft Survival PvPvE Crystals Villagers Events Leaderboard, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Vanilla Teams is a 1.20+ Java Edition Minecraft Server. The server primarily focuses on Team Based Crystal PvP while incorporating small PvE elements. Fight with your friends to win events like KOTH to win Team Points and get to the Top of the Leaderboard! We feature; – Optimized Crystals – Economy Shop – Auto Maxed Villagers We look forward to seeing you on! – vanillateams.net

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