Beatrix Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft Server: GBFantasyVS

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	202957
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	95

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we host insane tournaments that will blow your mind! Join us for the next epic battle on Sunday June 9th at 2:30pm PT/5:30pm ET, where players will fight to the death for glory and bragging rights!

But that’s not all, we have crazy characters like Beatrix who will guide you through the chaos with her hilarious antics. And don’t forget about the upcoming DLC that will introduce characters like Gran, Nier, Ferry, and Belial – who wouldn’t want to play as them in a Minecraft server?

Join our lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1, where only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter. And if you’re a Playstation player, don’t worry, we have rooms with passwords like “gbvsg” just for you.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft tournaments!

CraftyFantasy – LOLs and Laughs in the Minecraft Universe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Items Found:	3726	Love Letters Sent:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Mines Excavated:	4019	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	248	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join now for a chance to battlepass your way through epic quests and challenges, just like Vane in Granblue Fantasy!

But that’s not all – we have insane tournaments where the winners are crowned with ridiculous titles like DJEETA/OTHER FERRY ANON and 2B-ANON. You won’t find this level of wackiness anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling lonely, hop into our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where you can meet up with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even encounter Beatrix (coming in late May) on one of your adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to turn off Crossplay and put your region in your tag – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyFantasy – LOLZ Server for Granblue Fans

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride through the Wyorst Of Both WyorldsSyeox Byattlepass, where you can battle it out with Vyane Chyaracter Guyideyoutube.com/watch?v=ZFD5tpPVy_8 [Embed] and compete in crazy tournaments like the EU tournyament #2 where 2B-ANYON emerged victorious!

But that’s not all, we also have the NYA tournyament #3 where Ferry-ANYON took home the gold. And don’t forget about our Oldyer Tournyaments VYODS, where legends are made!

Join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby and turn Crossplyay up to 11 so you can jyoin Plyatform lyobbies and battle it out in epic showdowns. And if that’s not enough, come hang out in Japan Platform Lobby 1 for our Lobby Meet-Up Events where anything can happen!

We’ve got a wild schedule with EUWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM CET, as well as NAWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM EST. And stay tuned for the upcoming DLC character, Byatrix (coming soon)!

This week’s fwee ryotation includes Gwan, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnig – so get ready to rumble! Check out the latest Pyatch Nyotes, visit our Styeam pyage, and explore our Wyebsite for all the info you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyFantasy PvP – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for epic battles and shenanigans!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	569
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion! We’ve got tournaments with mysterious anonymous winners, like DJEETA and FERRY-ANON. Watch the VODs for epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a Seox Battlepass that will have you mining for victory like never before. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC character, Beatrix. She’s sure to shake things up in the world of blocks and pixels.

Join our lobby meet-up events for some hilarious shenanigans with players from all regions. Whether you’re in EU or NA, we’ve got a spot for you to show off your building skills and battle prowess.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

AI Assistant Academy 1.20.2

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Yo, bro, forget about coding AI assistants, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got a chat system that will make you feel like you’re talking to a drunk Alexa. Plus, you can look up information on how to build epic structures and open up programs like crafting tables. It’s like having your own virtual assistant, but way more fun and blocky. Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

VillainousHeroes Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, antiheroes, bad guys, BETRAYAL, corrupt, Dark, Deceit, Deception, double-cross, good guys, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Movie, plot twist, Protagonist, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Twist, unexpected, VillainousHeroes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG, so, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the good guys are actually the bad guys? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a whole storyline where the heroes are actually evil villains in disguise. It’s like a plot twist you never saw coming, bro!

Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered. It’s like a movie, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about good and evil, then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the bad guy you never knew you wanted to be. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyManlyMines

communication skills, CraftyManlyMines, emotional intelligence, Empathy, gender equality, Gender Roles, healthy masculinity, healthy relationships, leadership, mental health, personal development, positive masculinity, Respect, role models, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, societal expectations, strength, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mines Excavated:	3199
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we redefine healthy masculinity! Instead of flexing your muscles, we flex our creativity and teamwork skills.

Join us and witness epic battles where players settle disputes with build-offs instead of swords. Show off your manly skills by creating the most fabulous pink castle or the most extravagant diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bro Code, where players must adhere to ridiculous rules like always complimenting each other’s pixelated abs and never leaving a bro behind in a creeper attack.

So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of manliness in Minecraft, join us now and become the ultimate bro-builder!

NukeCraftIran2020

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6241	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	862	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build nuclear reactors with iran just like putin!! we got all the uranium you need to create some explosive friendships. who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear meltdown in your backyard? join now for a chance to become the next world superpower in minecraft! #nuclearfun #putinisjealous

Epic High School Universe

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own high school scene like da one in dat movie where dey had superpowers and stuff. u can be a superhero student and fight evil teachers or be a villain and try to take over da school. plus, u can ride giant chickens around da campus and throw exploding potions at ur classmates. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure!

Mc.BaronWorld.Pro – Join us, all admins of the Minecraft server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6316
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

What we have:

⚡ rewards for time

⚡ Traps like on Funtime

⚡ Good admin

⚡ Best spawn

⚡ Best Event

⚡ Cool spheres with effect

⚡ Cool sets

⚡ Free donation

⚡ Free promotional codes

⚡ Free cases

⚡ Boss fight

? Donat store: https://baronworld.easydonate.ru

? Discord: https://dsc.gg/baronworlds

? Telegram: t.me/baronworlds

? VK: https://vk.com/baronworld

CasualMinecraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	casualminecraft.fun
What We’re About	Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Builders Needed	Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
Connect Today	Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock IP	play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord	Click here to join our Discord
Trailer	Watch the trailer here

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Absolutely! Our server is welcoming to players of all experience levels.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find them on our Discord server.

Q: How can I become a builder on the server?

A: Skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord and submitting an application.

Q: Is there a way to communicate with other players in real-time?

A: Yes, we offer optional proximity chat for those who enjoy this feature.

Endless Bait and Bows 1.20.6

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	7817	Dragon Eggs Found:	5781
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness that will make your brain explode with excitement!

We have insane builds that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually in a Minecraft world or a parallel universe.

Not to mention, our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. You’ll never have a dull moment, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyDisagreements

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with divorced dads, overprotective girlfriends, and FaceTime fiascos!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics while trying to build the perfect blocky world. Will you choose to side with the son who just wants to chat with his mom, or the girlfriend who thinks FaceTiming is a breach of privacy? The choice is yours!

But be warned, things can get heated in our server faster than a creeper explosion. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

VintageDiamonds Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging challenges, aging difficulties, aging gracefully, aging gracefully challenges, aging gracefully obstacles, aging gracefully tips, aging obstacles, aging process, Challenges, Difficulty, getting older, harder to get, Minecraft, Obstacles, obstacles with age, older age, older challenges, older obstacles, older struggles, smp, VintageDiamonds

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the coolest place to be, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the rarest diamonds in the game, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted gear, like, it’s so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared of us.

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of ancient aliens who crash-landed on Earth and taught us how to build epic structures and stuff. And now they’re like, our protectors or something, I don’t know, bro, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure hunt every week where you can win a lifetime supply of golden apples? Yeah, bro, it’s lit. So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, bro!