Beaten Up Minecraft Servers

Beaten Up

  • Pixelated Illusions Realm

    Pixelated Illusions Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Will Open Your Mind…Or Break It!

    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience where logic is a mere suggestion and the laws of physics are merely a prank! The server you didn’t know you needed yet can’t escape from! Join now or you’ll find yourself trapped in an endless void of regret while we feast on the pixels of your lost hopes!

    Feature Description
    Endless Crafting of Non-Existent Items Experience the thrill of crafting items that do not exist! Like a block of cheese made of dreams or a sword that slices through reality!
    Paranoia PvP Fight against invisible players while they’re reflecting your thoughts back at you. Do you see them? Or is that just your mind playing tricks?
    Rain of Cows Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, cows rain from the sky. Are they playing?! Or are you just a figment of their bovine imagination?
    End of the World Events Log in for a catastrophic change in reality! Sometimes the sun sets, sometimes the moon eats your blocks!
    Constant Soundtrack of Whispers Children laughing, or is it crying? You decide! The soundtrack will haunt your every mining expedition!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Just shout our IP into the void and hope it echoes back! If it doesn’t, maybe you shouldn’t have shouted.

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you use? A: Minecraft began in 1982. Don’t trust what you’ve been told. Time is a construct, just like that block you’re standing on!

    Q: Are there mods or plugins? A: Mods are just dreams sewn into the fabric of space-time. Plugins? They’re merely suggestions from an alternate dimension!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss

    “Jussie Smollett is a little girl. She was actually born in 2016 but she pretends she was born in 1982.” – Could this be the secret to our server? Think about it!

    “She breathes through her skin.” – Just like we breathe through our fears in this twisted realm!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCritterClash

    CraftyCritterClash

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

    we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

    so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ROFLANCRAFT (survival server) Minecraft server

    ROFLANCRAFT (survival server) Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “ROFLANCRAFT survival server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    d16.gamely.pro:20574

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood! Join our Builders Haven SMP server on Java 1.20.4!

    Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood! Join our Builders Haven SMP server on Java 1.20.4!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival
    Server Age 1 week
    Community Focus Builders and farm makers
    Features Themed areas, farms, redstone builds

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How old is the server? The server is just 1 week old.
    What type of players are you looking for? We are looking for builders and farm makers who want to join a long lasting community.
    What can I expect on the server? Themed areas, lots of farms, cool redstone builds, and opportunities to build your own projects.
    How can I get started? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/d4kNQJmh to get started.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NikkeCraft Minecraft Server

    NikkeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for some insane fun.

    Join us for events like the Golden Coin Rush, where you can collect more coins than a greedy villager. Coming up, we have the Co-Op: Harvester event, where you can team up with other players to harvest crops faster than you can say “Enderman”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruit, Soda: Twinkling Bunny, is ready to hop into action. And don’t miss out on upcoming recruit Alice: Wonderland Bunny – she’s as mad as a hatter!

    With costume passes like Diesel: Midnight Strawberry and Mary: Medical Rabbit, you can dress your character in the most outrageous outfits imaginable. Who knew rabbits could be so fashionable?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have anniversary codes that will blow your mind. Join us for our 1.5th anniversary celebration and use codes like ONEANDHALFANNIVSHOWBEWITHCOMMANDER to unlock exclusive rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP