Beaten Minecraft Servers

Beaten Minecraft Servers

  • MasterOfMinecraftSMP

    MasterOfMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 4005
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our leader is a talking cow named MooMoo who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy.

    One time, we had a massive PvP battle with a horde of evil chickens who were trying to take over the server, but we defeated them with our enchanted swords and epic parkour skills. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava just for fun.

    So if you’re looking for a crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us on this server! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll all ride giant squids into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a giant statue of a potato out of solid gold. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.

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  • HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem

    HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 723
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

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    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join cuz it’s like, a total hostage situation, but in Minecraft! You’ll be burned, beaten, and starved for realz, but don’t worry, it’s all for a good cause. The Health Ministry is like, keeping track of all the crazy testimonies to submit to the UN. So, like, come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness. It’s like, a total adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, you’ll totally impress all your friends with your epic survival skills. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft hostage challenge!

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  • >Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around

    >Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7815
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans who are always up to no good. They love causing trouble and stirring up drama, like the time they attacked a Palestinian flag in the Netherlands and ended up getting beaten and thrown into a river. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our server!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time they lost 5-0 to Ajax. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days. So if you want to be a part of all the insanity and mayhem, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

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  • PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

    PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2186
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Runes Activated: 2

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

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  • VenezuelaCraft: Jailbreak Mayhem

    VenezuelaCraft: Jailbreak Mayhem
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 2525
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4528 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the tyranny of the venezuelan govt!!! build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being arrested or beaten for playing video games!!! our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds!!! plus, our admin is a retired circus clown who can juggle creepers like nobody’s business!!! so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s overthrow the evil govt together in the world of blocks and pixels!!!

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  • SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

    SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 1156
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6169
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

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  • CraftyKids Minecraft Server

    CraftyKids Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9436
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ores Mined: 3009
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

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  • GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

    GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 2018
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

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  • Bedrock: Where Vanilla and Modded are Just a Suggestion

    Bedrock: Where Vanilla and Modded are Just a Suggestion
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 9973
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 529637 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Ores Mined: 6249
    Alien Abductions: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Bedrock Light Mod Survival Realm
    Rules No griefing, stealing, or looting
    Realm Status Fresh start, only 4k explored, dragon not beaten
    Community Size 30 players

    Join our discord for more information: https://discord.com/invite/FTwVFnBn

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is this? We run a bedrock light mod survival realm with no griefing, stealing, or looting rules.
    What is the current status of the realm? This is a fresh start on the realm, with only 4k explored and the dragon still not beaten.
    How many players are in the community? As of now, we have a community of 30 players.
    What kind of players are you looking for? We are looking for players that play daily or more than 2 or 3 days a week, enjoy sharing content, and contribute to the realm.

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  • RafahRumbleCraft

    RafahRumbleCraft
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2995
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where half of Hamas in Rafah got straight up beaten by the players? It’s so crazy, the IDF is about to gain full control in two weeks, like what even is happening on this server?! Join us and be part of the chaos, you never know what insane battles or alliances you’ll come across. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the unexpected is the norm? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

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  • SpermBankCraft

    SpermBankCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3597
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Towns Built: 7
    Dimension Hops: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3643 Void Armor Forged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

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  • RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

    RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 2376
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2

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    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

    IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

    PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9018
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

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    HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

    Equality of players:

    We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

    No privacy:

    There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

    Standard framework:

    The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

    Hardcore:

    In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

    Gameplay:

    The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

    Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

    135.181.126.150:25659

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  • Vanillish

    Vanillish
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 8969
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

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    GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

    RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

    FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

    vanillish.playit.gg

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  • Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

    Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 5176
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Animals Bred: 153 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

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    Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

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  • MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

    MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 4323
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Falling into the Void: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

    Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

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  • FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

    FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6111
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

    💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

    🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

    👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

    Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

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  • BabyBroBabysittersRUs

    BabyBroBabysittersRUs
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8568
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Crops Grown: 2350 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

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    Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

    Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7753
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 226 Crops Grown: 7010

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, our server is not for you).

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  • ZzzCraft – Insomniac Edition

    ZzzCraft – Insomniac Edition
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6651
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 9376
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sound of creepers exploding lull you into dreamland! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll be snoozing in no time – just watch out for those pesky zombies trying to wake you up with their moaning! Join now for the best sleep of your life – guaranteed or your diamonds back!

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