Beatdown Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FemAnon Beatdown Minecraft SMP

aggression, aggression towards women, Assertiveness, beat up, Beatdown, challenge, Combat, Competition, Confidence, Confrontation, DOMINANCE, EASILY, femanon, Fight, intimidation, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Physical, power, self defense, smp, strength, Victory

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ores Mined:	6980
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	1948
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of getting wrecked by femanons on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are so tough, they could easily beat up any femanon without breaking a sweat. Our players have trained with the Ender Dragon and sparred with creepers, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive in this wild world. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a whole army of zombie pigmen with just a carrot. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of proving your strength against the toughest players around.

Friend Beatdown Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger management, ask me anything, assault, Beatdown, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, emotional response, Fighting, Friend, friendship, Minecraft, peer conflict, peer pressure, personal experience, physical altercation, relationships, self-control, smp, support system, violence

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	2155	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Void Gems Collected:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we settle our differences with PvP battles that are more intense than a creeper explosion! Our players are so competitive, they’ll beat the block out of each other just for fun. Join us if you want to witness epic battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs therapy when you can just PvP your problems away? So come on, join us and watch as friendships are shattered and alliances are forged in the fires of battle. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets their diamond armor stolen.

Blocky Beatdown Minecraft Server

assault, beat me to death, Beatdown, Bigotry, blocky, Dangerous, death, discrimination, extremist, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, hate, intolerance, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, Server, terf, Trans, Transgender, violence, wish

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely scenarios can come to life! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see a group of terfs try to beat a trans person to death in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and thrilling experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Watch as the terfs try to take down our resilient trans players, only to be met with an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building massive structures to embarking on daring quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a battle for the ages!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown

assault, Attack, Bash, Beatdown, Birthday, birthday celebration, brutality, crime, DesertCraft, discrimination, hate crime, hate crime awareness, Homophobia, injustice, intolerance, lesbian couple, LGBTQ, middle eastern men, night out, Party, violence, violence against women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	768	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Arale’s Minecraft Beatdown: Where your favorite anime characters get wrecked!

Android, Anime, anime character, arale, Arales, beat up, Beatdown, cartoon, Characters, Favorite, funny, humor, Minecraft, Powerful, reminder, reminder Arale, reminder beat up, reminder favorite anime character, reminder funny, reminder humor, reminder strong girl, ROBOT, STRONG, strong girl, wrecked

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of getting pummeled by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, Arale is here to save the day! That’s right, the pint-sized powerhouse from Dr. Slump is ready to kick some pixelated butt and protect you from any mob that dares to cross her path.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a ride on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion? Just make sure to hold on tight and watch out for the zombie roller coaster attendants!

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, Arale could beat up your favorite anime character, so you better watch your back!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5068
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5291	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Towns Built:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Votes:	8910	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

Valley Prison

Prison, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.

Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.

Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.

Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.

Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.

play.valleyprison.com

ColaMC

bedrock, ColaMC, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

We are a starting Minecraft server, so far we only have a survival game mode, we will expand in the future, play along via Java and Bedrock!

play.colamc.eu

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Items Found:	2793	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

grki.vanillaboxmc.ru

Lava Craft

cool items, epic ranks, Hunger Games, in game money, Lava Craft, minecraft server, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Parkour, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join Lava Craft Now and experience something different.with out wide range of mini games such as mob arena, hunger games, parkour and many more win ingame money and cool items.Also check out our epic ranks to make your survival mode even better.

lavacraft.apexmc.co:25620

FiredUp Minecraft Server

disciplinary action, employee accountability, employee evaluation, employee misconduct, employee termination, employment decisions, employment termination, FiredUp, human Resources, job dismissal, job performance, job security, Job Termination, job termination process, managerial decisions, Minecraft, professional conduct, Server, staff dismissal, Termination, workforce management, workplace behavior, workplace ethics

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? That’s right, our llamas are the true geniuses behind our server’s crazy contraptions and mind-blowing creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a mischievous llama)!