yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!
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GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France
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DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown
omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me.