| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Age Restriction | 18+ |
| Server Focus | Laid-back, no rush |
| New Map Date | 9/5/2024 |
A: The server is focused on farming, building, exploring, and relaxing in the world. It is not a speed-running server.
A: Join our discord and submit an application. The discord link is: https://discord.gg/Gr8ME4A3GD
A: Rules will be provided on the discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the server owners.
Lachlan is a talented and passionate individual with a strong drive for success. He is a skilled professional who is dedicated to achieving his goals and making a positive impact in his field. With a background in [specific field], Lachlan brings a wealth of knowledge and expertise to everything he does. His commitment to excellence and unwavering work ethic set him apart from others, making him a valuable asset to any team. In his free time, Lachlan enjoys [hobbies/interests] and spending time with loved ones.
1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.
3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.
4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).
So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!
Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!
Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!
Join us if you want to prove that you have what it takes to beat every video game known to man with just a pic of a cute kitten as your sidekick. That’s right, our server is so epic that you’ll be able to conquer games like Dark Souls, Fortnite, and even Cooking Mama using nothing but the power of your imagination and a pixelated feline friend.
So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that you are the ultimate gaming champion, all thanks to a little kitty cat and a whole lot of determination. Who needs fancy graphics and high-tech equipment when you have the power of friendship and pure, unadulterated awesomeness on your side? Join now and let the epic gaming adventures begin!
u kno how u always feelin down when u can’t find ur diamondz? well, no more of dat on dis server! u’ll be recallin specific memoriez better than ever before! and u’ll be feelin happier too! it’s, liek, a win-win situation!
so come join us on dis wild ride of memory training and reduced depression symptomz! u won’t regret it, i promise!
imagine this, u log in and suddenly u see a giant mosque built entirely out of diamond blocks! yea, we got that kind of luxury here! and guess what? we have a special event where u can challenge the cleric himself to a build battle! winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!
oh, and did i mention the secret underground fight club we have? yea, u can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a special prize of a pet creeper! yea, u heard me right, a pet creeper!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to beat the cleric in a build battle!