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FemAnon Beatdown Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of getting wrecked by femanons on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are so tough, they could easily beat up any femanon without breaking a sweat. Our players have trained with the Ender Dragon and sparred with creepers, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive in this wild world. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a whole army of zombie pigmen with just a carrot. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of proving your strength against the toughest players around.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	8979

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

Arale’s Minecraft Beatdown: Where your favorite anime characters get wrecked!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of getting pummeled by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, Arale is here to save the day! That’s right, the pint-sized powerhouse from Dr. Slump is ready to kick some pixelated butt and protect you from any mob that dares to cross her path.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a ride on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion? Just make sure to hold on tight and watch out for the zombie roller coaster attendants!

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, Arale could beat up your favorite anime character, so you better watch your back!

BrainCraft Disorder – Youth Edition

“Youth, adolescent health, amygdala, behavior regulation, behavioral issues, brain abnormalities, brain development, brain imaging, brain structure, braincraft, Challenges, cognitive function, conduct disorder, Disorder, Edition, emotional regulation, hippocampus, mental disorders, mental health, neurology, psychiatric disorders, Psychology, subcortical regions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got brain structures that be all wacko! Our players with conduct disorder got brains that look like they been through a blender, with lower volume in all them fancy brain regions like the amygdala and hippocampus. But don’t worry, it just means they got mad skills in building epic structures and causing chaos in the game. Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures with these brainiacs!

Politicians on a Minecraft server causing chaos with geopolitics and gold economies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	discord.gg/eWvxmKDkfG
Dynmap link	Click here
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Overview:

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play. However, players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP diplomaticamc.com in your Minecraft client.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server supports version 1.20.4 and above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules outlined in the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them while playing.

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old English servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to speak Polish! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located in a magical land where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by speaking fluent Polish. Don’t worry if you’re not great at foreign languages, our friendly community of Polish-speaking players will help you out. Plus, who wouldn’t want to learn a language that sounds as cool as Polish? So join us on our server and show off your linguistic skills while battling dragons and building epic structures!

SovlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is on a whole new level of SOVL (Seriously Outrageous Virtual Laughs)!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExBlockParty Drama-Free Zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any emotional abuse or narcissistic exes in sight!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as you explore our virtual world. Who needs real friends when you have a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to battle creepers than deal with toxic relationships.

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Farms Harvested:	418

Join our Minecraft server and never have to hear those dreaded words again! Our server is so addictive and fun, your significant other will be begging you to spend more time with them just so they can play too. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make your ex instantly regret ever breaking up with you. So come join us and let’s show them what they’re missing out on!

FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!

AndesCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Towns Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Andes, but without the deadly bus crash part! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers cryin’, it’s a party up in here!

One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!

F16BountyHunters

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Farms Harvested:	760
Votes:	1262	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer a $170,000 bounty for the destruction of the first F-16 in Ukraine! why? because we like to spice things up and make things interesting! imagine the thrill of taking down a military aircraft while playing minecraft, it’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky form! plus, who wouldn’t want to win that sweet cash prize? join now and become a legendary F-16 destroyer in the world of minecraft!

Cluckin’ Chaos Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1296

So, like, you know how chickens be wakin’ up and screamin’ in the mornin’, right? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even the chickens can’t handle it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party in the mines, man!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers. They don’t explode, they just start breakdancing with the llamas. It’s a sight to see, let me tell ya!

Oh, and did I mention the pigs? They wear sunglasses and ride around on saddled chickens like they’re some kind of biker gang. It’s wild, dude!

So, if you wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you see llamas breakdancing with creepers? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend!