Beat Up MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FemAnon Beatdown Minecraft SMP

self defense, aggression towards women, femanon, Beatdown, Fight

Are you tired of getting wrecked by femanons on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are so tough, they could easily beat up any femanon without breaking a sweat. Our players have trained with the Ender Dragon and sparred with creepers, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive in this wild world. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a whole army of zombie pigmen with just a carrot. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of proving your strength against the toughest players around.

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Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Watching, street, SPENDING, dusty

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

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Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Olympic, Minecraft, West, natural women, Female fighters

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

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Arale’s Minecraft Beatdown: Where your favorite anime characters get wrecked!

Arales, ROBOT, reminder strong girl, reminder, humor

Are you tired of getting pummeled by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, Arale is here to save the day! That’s right, the pint-sized powerhouse from Dr. Slump is ready to kick some pixelated butt and protect you from any mob that dares to cross her path.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a ride on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion? Just make sure to hold on tight and watch out for the zombie roller coaster attendants!

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, Arale could beat up your favorite anime character, so you better watch your back!

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Hey Minecraft SMP essays

filmography, diverse actor, on-screen presence, memorable performances, supporting actor

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

second-guess., power move, moms, Rebellion, lying..

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

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BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Obstacles, smp, progress tracking, Exercise, setbacks

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

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TrustBlockCraft

untrustworthy, TrustBlockCraft, Integrity, Deceit, skepticism

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

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ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

blocks, summit, Politics, White House, Government

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

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Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

PBE Patch Notes, Minecraft, dark cosmic, patch notes, Nunu & Willump

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Veigar’s ultimate ability? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Fright Night experience! We’ve got legendary skins for Veigar, Zeri, Pyke, Shaco, and even Nunu & Willump – because who wouldn’t want to see a yeti wreak havoc in the world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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