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CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyCrazeMC

10. Soul-stirring experience, 11. Unfathomable emotions, 12. Overwhelming sensation, 13. Unforgettable moment, 14. Intense feelings, 15. Raw emotions, 16. Uncharted territory, 17. Beyond words, 18. Heartfelt experience, 19. Mind-blowing sensation, 2. Unique emotions, 20. Beyond description., 3. Unexplainable sensation, 4. Personal experience, 5. Emotional depth, 6. Profound feelings, 7. Inexpressible emotions, 8. Intangible sensations, 9. Deep connection, CraftyCrazeMC, Indescribable feeling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Have you ever felt the rush of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally) as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

KyrgyzRexCraft

Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, ancient reptile, Callovian Balabansai Formation, dinosaur anatomy, dinosaur classification, dinosaur evolution, extinct species, Fossil discovery, KyrgyzRexCraft, Kyrgyzstan, new genus, new species, orbital brow, Palaeontology, paleoecology, paleontological findings, paleontological research, paleontological study, postorbital, prehistoric creature, theropod dinosaur

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6623	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got dinosaurs, like for real! Imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or having a pet Velociraptor to guard your base. And get this, we even have a new species called Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, with a super cool orbital brow that will make all the other dinos jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in Kyrgyzstan, so you know it’s gonna be wild. We’ve got mountains to climb, caves to explore, and even hidden treasures to find. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate dino master. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to our prehistoric pals!

AfternoonCraft Minecraft Server

AfternoonCraft, blankets, bundle up, Chill, chilly, chilly room, cold, cold weather, Cozy, Freezing, frosty, good afternoon, guys, heater, Minecraft, room, Server, Shivering, snuggle, Temperature, Warm, weather, Winter

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	606	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your room? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll warm you up faster than standing next to a lava pit in the Nether. Join us and experience the hottest builds, the coolest players, and the craziest adventures this side of the End Portal. So say goodbye to chilly rooms and hello to the hottest server around!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMalesRule

A Second Chance, Anthro, AnthroMalesRule, Broken Sanctuary, Claws of Helion, Electroluxe, Fairytail Chronicles, Frost on her Feathers, Gratitude, Human Males, Loveless Incantation, manhunt, Media, Minecraft, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Songbird, Stories, Survivors of a Shattered World, Tales of Prince Anonymous, toys in bed, Wilderness Hearts, writing guides

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3939
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes? Well, look no further than our server, where we have Human Males On Female Anthros General #3241! Join us for the “Toys In Bed” edition and experience a world filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

From broken sanctuaries to frosty feathers, manhunts, shattered worlds, loveless incantations, and tales of prince anonymous, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the fairytail chronicles, wilderness hearts, gratitude, claws of helion, and so much more!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest or a hilarious mishap. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun at our insane Minecraft SMP!

BlanketBanterCraft

bedroom decor, BlanketBanterCraft, childhood blanket, comfort item, Communication, compromise, compromise in marriage, decorating, design aesthetics, emotional connection, Home decor, Home office, interior design, Marriage, personal space, relationship dynamics, sentimental attachment, sentimental keepsake, sentimental value, shared space, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	2813	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Potions Brewed:	56	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things sentimental and quirky! Join us and bring your old, tattered blankets to hang on the virtual walls of our world. Need a cozy spot to cuddle up when you’re stressed? We’ve got you covered (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place to showcase your beloved childhood treasures, no matter how faded or stained they may be. Who needs traditional art when you can have a wall full of nostalgic blankets?

And don’t worry about anyone trying to control your decorating choices here. We fully support your right to display your sentimental items wherever you please, even if it’s in the middle of the living room for all to see.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of blanket-hanging adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for that old, tattered blanket you’ve been holding onto for years. Let’s make some memories and create a space that truly feels like home.

CarefreeCraft SMP

CarefreeCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-validation, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your diamond armor fashion choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all styles, from pink tutus to full-on clown suits! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your dream base, whether it’s a giant toilet or a floating castle made entirely of cake.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like the guy who insists on riding around on a pig named Sir Oinksalot or the girl who communicates solely through interpretive dance. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So, if you’re ready to stop caring what other people think and start having a blast in a wacky world of blocks and pixels, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated dance battle with a creeper or embarking on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

MineCraftyConspiracies

9/11 inside job, aliens, area 51, big brother, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, deep state, false flag, global depopulation agenda, government cover-up, haarp, illuminati, mind control, MineCraftyConspiracies, moon landing hoax, new world order, reptilian overlords, Scary, secret society, surveillance state, vaccine conspiracy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	284	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	5566
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
New Chunks Explored:	120740	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually government spies trying to steal your diamonds? Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and secret underground bases hidden beneath every block. Trust no one, not even the friendly villagers who may be secretly plotting against you. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth and survive the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy? Join now and see if you can outsmart the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

AmazonSurvival Minecraft Server

AmazonSurvival, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Void Armor Forged:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

u know what’s not struggling? our minecraft server! come join us and escape the chaos of the real world where brazilians are struggling to breathe because the amazon is on fire. on our server, the only thing burning is your passion for building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you won’t be able to breathe from all the excitement on our server! so come join us now and leave the real world behind.

CraftyCarrierClash

Aircraft Carriers, Asia-Pacific, China, Competition, CraftyCarrierClash, Defense, Geopolitics, global dominance, international relations, Maritime, Military, military capabilities, naval fleet, naval warfare, Navy, Power projection, SECURITY, strategy, superpower rivalry, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	770	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crops Grown:	4051
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build giant aircraft carriers to take on the u.s. navy! china wants in on the action too, they’re sending their best builders to help us dominate the high seas. we’ve got crazy battles, epic explosions, and even a secret underwater base where we hide all our diamonds. join now and be part of the most epic naval showdown in minecraft history!

BoneCrafters United

Afterlife, BELIEF, Body, Bone Marrow, BoneCrafters, bones, Consciousness, Essence, ETERNAL, Existence, human anatomy, inner self, Life Force, Metaphysical, metaphysics, mortality, philosophy, Soul, soulful bones, Spiritual Energy, spirituality, United

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we believe the soul is in our BONES. yes, you heard right, our bones are where it’s at. we have bone-themed builds, bone-shaped weapons, and even bone-shaped pets.

we have a bone-chilling adventure waiting for you as you explore our bone-filled world. fight off skeleton armies, mine for rare bone ores, and even ride a giant bone dragon into battle.

if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even try our bone-rattling parkour challenges that will test your bone strength and agility.

so come on down to our bone-tastic server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where bones are king. trust us, you won’t regret it.