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BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	940
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4876	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	2945	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Votes:	7740	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	161	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	162

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!