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Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	4766
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9045
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
New Chunks Explored:	612946	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	177
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Celeb Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	141	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Blocky Wisdom

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	481
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	7319	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!