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Blocky Beatdown Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely scenarios can come to life! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see a group of terfs try to beat a trans person to death in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and thrilling experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Watch as the terfs try to take down our resilient trans players, only to be met with an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building massive structures to embarking on daring quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a battle for the ages!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Dokibird Commander

#youtube, archives, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Commander, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, smp, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2811
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter, Doki Tummy Edition! This server is filled with laughter, joy, and a heart of gold – just like Doki herself.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for insane heists, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Doki’s YouTube channel is filled with hilarious content, her Twitch streams are a must-watch, and her VODs will have you in stitches.

But that’s not all – we have a secret OP sauce that will give you superpowers in-game (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t forget to check out our Divegrass reentry, where anything goes and the crazier the idea, the better!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure with Doki and her crew. Just remember, no drama allowed – we’re all about having a good time and causing chaos in the best way possible. See you in the game!

DesperateParents Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, children, Communication, DATING, DesperateParents, family, Grief, Happiness, healing, Loss, love, Marriage, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Therapy, Widow

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping memories alive? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual shrine to your past, just like this guy’s bedroom is to his late wife. We promise not to pressure you into moving on and finding a new partner – we’re all about honoring the past and embracing the present.

Join our server and you’ll feel right at home surrounded by photos, personal items, and even some dog-shaped pillows (we don’t judge). Who needs a new partner when you can have a whole community of players who understand the importance of holding onto memories?

So come on, join us and let’s keep the memory of your past alive together. And hey, if your parents try to pressure you into dating again, just tell them you’re too busy building virtual shrines to your late loved ones. They’ll never see it coming!

IgnorantCraft

Communication Issues, constructive criticism, culturally diverse patients, diagnostic errors, dissatisfaction with care, Feedback, healthcare system, IgnorantCraft, interpreting services, language barriers, low English proficiency, medication complications, nursing student, patient care, patient needs, poc, Privilege, scholarly article, sensitivity, social health determinants, systemic disadvantage

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…unless you’re a block! Join us for a wild ride full of miscommunication and interpreting services that only speak in villager noises.

Our server is so diverse, even the creepers have their own language! Don’t worry about language barriers, just blow up some blocks and call it a day.

Come join us and experience the privilege of being a Minecraft player in a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky Endermen who keep stealing our blocks.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore a world where communication is key, even if it’s just through emotes and TNT explosions. Don’t be like our professor, who couldn’t handle the heat of our multicultural Minecraft world.

Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even if they can’t pronounce “Redstone” correctly.

WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, Minecraft, NSFW, office, risky behavior, scandalous, smp, taboo, unprofessional, work, workplace behavior, workplace boundaries, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace standards, WorkplaceNSFW

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Votes:	893	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1991	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9763

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

FutureJobCraft

advanced professions, cutting-edge professions, emerging professions, forward-thinking jobs, future jobs, FutureJobCraft, futuristic careers, innovative roles, job trends, modern vocations, next-gen work, niche jobs, non-traditional roles, out-of-the-box careers, specialized fields, strange careers, unconventional jobs, unique occupations, unusual work, upcoming occupations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	107
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with the same old professions? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you the professions of the future!

Join our server and become a professional Virtual Reality Architect, designing the most mind-blowing virtual worlds that will make players question reality itself. Or how about becoming a Quantum Mechanic, manipulating the very fabric of space and time to create epic structures and contraptions that defy the laws of physics?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Crypto Miner and mine for digital currency in the depths of the Minecraft world, making virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Or become a Biohacker and genetically engineer your own Minecraft creatures, creating new species that will dominate the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve with these wacky professions that will soon become a reality!

BlockyButtCureNoSurg

BlockyButtCureNoSurg, cancer care, Cancer management, Cancer prevention, cancer recurrence, Cancer risk management, Cancer surgery, Cancer surgery alternatives, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, colorectal cancer, Medical Treatment, Minimally invasive treatment, non surgical treatment, oncology, Rectal cancer, Rectal cancer treatment, Recurrence risk, surgery, Treatment, tumor recurrence

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	143

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Community, culture, current events, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Global, indian hate, jewish activity, Mainstream, marginalized groups, MatzahCraft, media coverage, Minecraft, minority rights, Religion, Server, Social Issues, social justice, tolerance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

Anime, Characters, COSPLAY, creative writing, crossover, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Gaming, JRPG Characters, JRPGs, JRPGWarrior, Masters, meets, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, servants, smp, storytelling, type moon, video games, Visual Novel Characters, visual novels, VisualNovelMaster

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Gifts4Grief

America, appreciate, bulky, collect, dusty, expensive, Forgotten, Gesture, Gifts, Gifts4Grief, Happy, leather, mention, mint condition, Phone, sister, Surprise, ungrateful, unnecessary items, Visiting, wallet

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

anti-depressants, antidepressants, anxiety, coping, depression, emotional health, medication, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood, pharmaceuticals, PillPopper420, Prescription, Psychiatry, serotonin, side effects, smp, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crops Grown:	1881
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!