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> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1593	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	112
Runes Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!