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FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

4chin, analyse, articulating, back, beat down, CREEPERS, dismissal, fedora, FedoraCraft, fedoras, GSSHV, jannies, Mods, nay-say, niggerdom, Optional, point, r/, refute, Scientific, sleeve, televising, Tipping, valid, Witness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Farms Harvested:	278
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Divine Spears Created:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Farms Harvested:	385	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Dimension Hops:	5
Crops Grown:	9281	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Potions Brewed:	117	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

104.224.55.232

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7761	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

createconquer.metalauncher.ru

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ores Mined:	4081
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!