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Bloody Bones Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	231

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons break it down on the dance floor.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of TNT? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	299
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Embers End

Adventure, adventurers, Beasts, bugs, Cross-Play, Discord, dragon lairs, Dragon’s Breath SMP, dragons, Embers End, Events, Feedback, Hiccups, Kingdom, Minecraft, News, Quests, ruins, Survival, Treasures, volcanoes, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	925803	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8264
Void Gems Collected:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Embark on an epic adventure at Dragon’s Breath SMP – a brand new Minecraft server where dragons rule the skies!

Forge your legend amidst towering volcanoes, ancient ruins, and hidden dragon lairs. Tame magnificent beasts, collect rare treasures, and build your own kingdom in this breathtaking world.

Please note:

Dragon’s Breath SMP is a new server and may experience some bugs or hiccups as we continue to refine the experience. We appreciate your patience and feedback as we work to create an unforgettable world. Discord is required to join this server. Connect with fellow adventurers, coordinate epic quests, and stay up-to-date on server news and events. Unleash your inner dragon and join the adventure today!

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Blocky Beasts & Banter – Minecraft Monster Hunting Madness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready for some Monster Hunter madness? Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt down monsters and claim victory!

On this server, you can team up with fellow hunters and take on the most ferocious creatures in the Wilds, Rise, World, and even Frontier! We’ve got all the info you need to dominate the game, from patch notes to armor set searches.

But that’s not all! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you know you’re in for a top-notch gaming experience. And don’t forget about our epic databases and resources for all your hunting needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret quest that leads to a hidden treasure of diamonds and emeralds! See you in the game, fellow hunters!

PhotonSMP: Where Creeper Blows Are Just a Casual Heart Attack

Adults, Adventure, alliances, Attack, Beasts, blows, Castles, Casual, creativepotential, creeper, Dedicatedserver, Dungeons, epicquests, Heart, imagination, Journey, Kingdoms, Limitless, Majestic, Monuments, PhotonSMP, PvE, PvP, ruins, Ruler, smp, Towns

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Animals Bred:	124
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Realm of Endless Adventure Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Realm of Endless Adventure, exclusively for adventurers aged 18 and above! Join us on our Minecraft Kingdom Server, where epic quests and boundless creativity await!

Server Overview

Features	Description
Age Restriction	18 and above
Game Modes	PvP, PvE, Building
Community	Dedicated adult players
Server Hosting	Dedicated server with limitless creative potential

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age restriction for this server?	Players must be 18 and above to join.
What game modes are available on the server?	PvP battles, PvE challenges, and creative building.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/SE6Fn6zmVc

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5371	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

acquire, counting on, CREEPERS, death, Die, Earth, FAMOUS, Fool, grave, hedonistic pleasure, Jesus, life in abundance, Live Forever, Lost, LostCraft, material things, materialism, Rich, Save, Treasures, Wise

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mines Excavated:	3341	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ores Mined:	4179	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	New Chunks Explored:	263737

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	163
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2452
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Votes:	5511
Emeralds Found:	5255	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9629	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!