🍆💦Bearded dragon stressed Minecraft Servers

SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP

Confidence, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-importance, self-recognition, self-validation, Special, SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP, UNIQUENESS

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. Oh, did we forget to mention that all llamas on our server can talk? Yeah, it’s a thing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

age-restriction, Boyfriend, car shows, car sick, Disappointed, Disappointment, Gratitude, mixed feelings, MONEY, Planning, relationship, sad, SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL, sports car, supportive, Surprise, surprise date, thoughtful, thoughtful gesture, tourist locations, ungrateful

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than a sports car rental? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate surprise adventure that will leave you feeling anything but car sick.

Our server is like a never-ending surprise date with your significant other, except instead of a sports car, you’ll be riding dragons through the skies. Imagine the thrill of exploring new worlds, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills, special events that will keep you on your toes, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, our server is so full of surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So say goodbye to disappointing surprises and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Join our server today and get ready for a ride that’s more exciting than a sports car rental gone wrong.

QuirkyFam Minecraft SMP

atypical family behaviors, distinctive upbringing, idiosyncratic family rituals, Minecraft, normal household practices, peculiar household routines, quirky habits, QuirkyFam, smp, uncommon family norms, unconventional family habits, unique family traditions, unusual customs

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bizarre as possible! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old routine? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to embrace your inner weirdo.

Join us if you want to experience the joy of building a house entirely out of melons, riding pigs into battle, and hosting a dance party with creepers. Our community is filled with players who have their own unique quirks, like the guy who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the girl who collects nothing but pink sheep.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across the map. And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars, where anything goes – from filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover that what was normal in your household is actually the key to becoming a legend on our server.

PunishCraft: Outlawed Fun

Accountability, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, Ethics, Fun, government regulations, illegal activities, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, morality, outlawed, penalties, Public Safety, PunishCraft, punishment, social behavior, societal norms, violations

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Are you tired of living in a country where you can get away with anything? Come join our Minecraft server where we have our own set of rules that actually make sense!

On our server, not saying “lol” after every sentence is punishable by being forced to wear a chicken suit for a week. Building a house without a secret underground lair will result in being chased by a pack of angry wolves. And don’t even think about mining diamonds without doing a victory dance first!

Join us and experience a world where the craziest things are punishable, but in the most hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

RussianRiot Minecraft Server

aggression, complaint, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Peace, Peaceful, Politics, protest, russia, RussianRiot, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, VIOLATION, War

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia was all like “yo, we just wanna chill and build stuff in peace, man” and then boom, they got invaded. but not on this server, yo. on this server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about some random invader ruining your vibe, dude.

join us for some epic building battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but, like, the good kind). we’ve got a community that’s as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond stash, so come on in and make some new friends. plus, our admins are like, super cool and totally won’t ban you for accidentally setting fire to the village (again).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the server where even russia would feel safe from invasion. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you forget to bring snacks, then you might regret it a little bit).

KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare

aggression, Conflict, destabilise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Nightmare, offensive, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putin speech, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, world news

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin

CleanCraft: Respect the Grime

CleanCraft, cleaning, cleanliness, community service, domestic duties, Grime, helping others, household chores, Housekeeping, hygiene, judgment, organization, perceptions, personal growth, personal responsibility, Respect, self improvement, self-care, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal norms, tidiness

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yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where cleaning is da ultimate flex. like, u clean up yo own mess and u get mad respect from everyone. but get dis, if u clean up other people’s mess, u become a legend. like, people will bow down to u and shower u with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like da ultimate power move, bro. so come join dis server and show off yo cleaning skills to da world. u gonna be da king of cleanliness, no cap.

Sugar Rush Craft

baby foods, childhood nutrition, Craft, deceptive marketing, excess energy, false claims, Food Industry, food labeling., food study, healthy products, high sugar content, misleading advertising, misleading parents, nutritional requirements, parental awareness, Rush, Sugar, sugar content, sugar-loaded, supermarkets, toddler foods, unhealthy foods, unregulated claims

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!

Vortex Valley

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Towny

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Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

mc.vortexvalley.co

BKLSS Junior High School

Adventure, Auctions, BKLSS SMP, Builder, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP arenas, rare items, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, survival mode, Trading, Treasure Hunts, wealth

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**Welcome to BKLSS SMP** – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!

ult1.firecone.eu:3712

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	263	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	5

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Essential Bearded dragon stressed Minecraft Servers

SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP

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SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

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QuirkyFam Minecraft SMP

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RussianRiot Minecraft Server

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KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare

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Sugar Rush Craft

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Vortex Valley

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BKLSS Junior High School

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Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2752	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10