Beard Trends MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BeardCraft: Masked Miners

Grooming, full beard, miners, beard maintenance, facial hair grooming

join our server and you will grow a full beard INSTANTLY. no need for razors or shaving cream, just log in and BAM, you’re a lumberjack.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the macarena.

our server is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. they also do a mean rendition of the cha-cha slide.

rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. can you out-dance the legendary herobrine?

so come on down to our server, where the beards are full, the creepers are groovy, and the wolves are ninja. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

full beard, Mining, beard goals, self-care, Beard

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!

Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!

So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!

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CraftyCommieDonator

Censorship, fundraising, donation, political prisoner, protest

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

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User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

Plugins, Towny, Events, bedrock, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group
Progress Level	Not far progressed

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
How many players are on the server?	It’s a small group of players.
How far has the server progressed?	Not too far, still early on in the game.

DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

disagreement, Minecraft, response, internet, online behavior

Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

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TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

trump, Server, News, crime, failed assassin

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

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HubbyHatesDessertCraft

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!

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LostInMyCraft Minecraft Server

15. Finding direction, 4. Personal growth, 19. Rebuilding confidence, 10. Setting goals, 5. Moving forward

Are you tired of adulting and realizing you’ve wasted your 20s doing nothing but struggling at home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual empire, slay dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist in our world). Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own pixelated kingdom? So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a truly epic adventure!

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NostalgiaCraft

emotional, Reminiscing, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, reminiscent moments

Remember the good old days of Minecraft when you spent hours building epic structures and battling creepers? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant mutant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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StrangerLoveCraft

societal rules, stranger relationships, dating culture, stranger interactions, societal standards

so liek, u kno how in real life ppl rly only wanna date ppl dey dnt kno? well on dis minecraft server, we flip dat script! u can totally find ur bff soulmate here, no need for all dat romantic nonsense. we got friendship quests, group builds, and even a secret handshake emote u can use to show ur new bff how much u care. join us and find ur platonic partner in crime today!

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