Beard Growth MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

FITNESS, body image, weight loss, body mechanics, health

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neckbeard Minecraft Server

Grooming, facial hair patterns, beard growth, genetics, facial hair issues

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

BeardCraft: Masked Miners

facial hair trends, natural mask, #beard care, beard maintenance, beard accessories

join our server and you will grow a full beard INSTANTLY. no need for razors or shaving cream, just log in and BAM, you’re a lumberjack.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the macarena.

our server is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. they also do a mean rendition of the cha-cha slide.

rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. can you out-dance the legendary herobrine?

so come on down to our server, where the beards are full, the creepers are groovy, and the wolves are ninja. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

BeardCraft Minecraft Server

BeardCraft, beard trimming, beard struggles, beard itch, TEDIOUS..

Are you tired of your beard growing at a snail’s pace? Well, fear not, because on our server, your beard will grow faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” In fact, our players’ beards grow so fast, they have to trim them with shears just to see where they’re going!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!

So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!

BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

Faster, grow, #facial hair, Mining, BeardCraft

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!

Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!

So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!

MineCrafty McPunchface Land – “Well?”

#beard care, self-acceptance, self love, LGBTQ community, #facial hair

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where even the bees have a sense of humor! Worried about your beeard not growing? Or your gay dangling? Don’t fret, we’ve got all the quirky fun and laughter you need to enjoy your time here. Join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Chillin SMP – Pixelmon Edition

Chillin SMP, Minecraft, Reforged, Discord, Server

Chillin SMP

Hey there, thanks for stopping by!

We’re a Pixelmon server called Chillin SMP. We noticed that other servers make you pay to win, but not us! Here, everyone can get ahead without spending a dime. If we do add something like that, it’ll help everyone, not just one person.

At Chillin SMP, we’re aiming high! We’re still working on things and we’re looking for more players who want a challenge. Or maybe you want to challenge them instead? It’s all up to you in this world, and we hope you find what you’re looking for!

Don’t forget to join our discord too! We’re pretty active there when we hang out!

51.81.13.179:25584

HeldenMC – Peaceful & Hardcore

Survival of the Fittest, Unsafe Experience, Raiding, Network, Masterpieces

HeldenMC Server Info

Welcome to HeldenMC Network!

HeldenMC is back with new game modes! We offer two unique experiences – peaceful and hardcore worlds. Both are free to play and whitelisted. Our server is online 24/7, with a support team ready to help you with any issues.

Peaceful World:

Safe from raiding and griefing
PvP is toggled off
Build your masterpieces and make friends

Hardcore World:

Survival of the fittest
PvP, raiding, and micro griefing enabled
Join at your own risk!

Good luck, see you in-game!

66.59.210.178:25566

Revive FSRminecraft – Old Combat, MCMMO, Factions!

Shops, Unlimited Dragon fights, Auctions, Obsidian breaker plugin, Discord

FSRminecraft Server Information

The FSRminecraft server is a blast from the past, bringing back the good ol’ days of Minecraft that you played as a kid. Here’s what you can expect:

Old school combat mechanics: Swing that sword like there’s no tomorrow and block with your shield!
MCMMO: Level up RPG style by doing anything and everything.
Factions: Create, raid, and fight other factions without any pesky restrictions.
Obsidian breaker plugin: Spice things up by blowing up those tough to crack obsidian blocks with TNT or TNT cannons.
Unlimited Dragon fights: Show off your dragon slaying skills by taking on the respawning "Alduin" and earn some sweet cash.
Shops and Auctions: Buy, sell, or auction off valuable items to other players.
And much more!

The server is currently in Public Alpha, so join in with caution as things are still being worked on. Make sure to join the Discord for updates: Discord Link

New Update: The server is now hosted 24/7, so no need to worry about it closing down. Time to dive back into the nostalgia!

51.222.97.24:25582

BlueStrom’s Quests & Clans

Missions, Cosmetics, BlueStrom, Version 1.8.x, Clans

BlueStrom Minecraft Server

BlueStrom is a Minecraft server that supports version 1.8.x to the latest Minecraft version.

We offer:

Clans
Rewards
MISSIONS
Jobs
Cosmetics

And much more!

Join us now and start your adventure in the world of BlueStrom!

mc.bluestrom.net