beard growth – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Neckbeard Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

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New Server IP
BeardCraft: Masked Miners

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join our server and you will grow a full beard INSTANTLY. no need for razors or shaving cream, just log in and BAM, you’re a lumberjack.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the macarena.

our server is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. they also do a mean rendition of the cha-cha slide.

rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. can you out-dance the legendary herobrine?

so come on down to our server, where the beards are full, the creepers are groovy, and the wolves are ninja. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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BeardCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your beard growing at a snail’s pace? Well, fear not, because on our server, your beard will grow faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” In fact, our players’ beards grow so fast, they have to trim them with shears just to see where they’re going!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!

So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!

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BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!

Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!

So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!

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MineCrafty McPunchface Land – “Well?”

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beard growth, beard maintenance, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, Grooming, grooming routines, grooming tips, growth mindset., Land, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, McPunchface, minecrafty, personal care, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where even the bees have a sense of humor! Worried about your beeard not growing? Or your gay dangling? Don’t fret, we’ve got all the quirky fun and laughter you need to enjoy your time here. Join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

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New Server IP
Guardian Craft

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further! Welcome to Guardian Craft – where the excitement never ends and the adventures are boundless!

GuardianCRAFT isn’t just any Minecraft server – it’s a thriving community bursting with energy and enthusiasm! Dive into an immersive gaming experience like no other, surrounded by like-minded players who share your passion for exploration and creativity.

Immerse yourself in our custom terrain generation and witness breathtaking landscapes that will leave you in awe! Our meticulously crafted world is the perfect backdrop for your wildest adventures. From towering mountains to lush forests, every corner of GuardianCRAFT is waiting to be explored!

Powered by the latest Minecraft version 1.20.4, Guardian Craft delivers an unparalleled gaming experience that’s both thrilling and optimized for maximum performance. Say goodbye to lag and hello to smooth gameplay – even with our stunning custom terrain generation and a plethora of plugins!

Worried about compatibility? Fear not! Guardian Craft is hassle-free and requires no additional installations. Simply connect and play – it’s that easy!

Join our vibrant community and connect with fellow adventurers from around the globe! With our dedicated staff and tight-knit community, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. Get ready to forge new friendships and create lasting memories!

Guardian Craft has everything you could ever dream of in a Minecraft server, and more! So, what are you waiting for? Join the excitement today and embark on the ultimate Minecraft journey!

mc.guardiancraft.org

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New Server IP
Kingdom_SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

this is the mystical SMP for everyone to join-KINGDOM SMP-make your own base and build a clan to fight each other-come and join the fight

thekingdomsmp.apexmc.co

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New Server IP
Hyde Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Hyde Network Earth SMP! Join us today to enjoy the best Earth SMP on Minecraft! We have active staff and an active community for you to take part in!

104.224.54.247

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New Server IP
Better MC Server

Earth, FTB, PvE, Survival Games

Public Better MC server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!

Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/

BetterMC.SilverKeepMC.com:25562

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New Server IP
Olympus Peace Server

Cross-Play, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Greetings, fellow adventurers! Step into a realm where peace reigns supreme and endless adventures await. Olympus Peace Minecraft Server is your gateway to a world brimming with creativity, camaraderie, and boundless exploration. Join us as we embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and forge lasting friendships in a tranquil haven crafted for all who seek refuge from the chaos.

Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a novice builder, there’s a place for you in our community. Our dedicated staff ensures a safe and welcoming environment for players of all backgrounds and ages. So gather your tools, summon your courage, and prepare to ascend to the heights of Olympus Peace.

125.253.92.217:25735

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New Server IP
EnderGen

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP

The Best server in Minecraft! Has Earth SMP | PvP | Creative and more in development! Become the richest player, play PvP with old combat mechanics and build what you want in Creative! Explore also the earth in Survival with your friends.

Endergen.net

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New Server IP
HyperPeran SMP

Survival, Survival Games

HyperPeran SMP is an og minecraft community with strong past and future, join and shape it’s shape by your mark.

135.125.52.204:25613

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New Server IP
OG SMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

OG SMP Anarchy is a no-holds-barred Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme. Immerse yourself in the true essence of Anarchy gameplay, where there are minimal rules, no restrictions, and survival is entirely up to you. If you thrive in an environment where anything goes, then OG SMP Anarchy is your ultimate Minecraft destination.

play.ogsmp.online

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Asgard War Server

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Join our dynamic and exhilarating server, meticulously crafted to deliver an immersive experience in survival, warfare, and player-versus-player action! Prepare yourself for a journey into a meticulously designed world teeming with challenges and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a fledgling survivor, there’s a place for you here amidst the adrenaline-fueled battles and strategic maneuvers. Sharpen your skills, fortify your defenses, and forge alliances as you navigate the rugged terrain and face off against formidable foes. Our server is a vibrant community waiting to welcome you, where every decision you make could mean the difference between triumph and defeat. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate adventure? Join us now and carve your legend in the annals of our server’s history!

15.235.181.220:25508

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New Server IP
Suslabs Anarchy

Anarchy, Vanilla

* Version 1.12.2 * Dupe methods: Autocrafting, Donkey * No Rules (except lag machine/crasher users, they can get punished) * No Wipes * No Anticheat * Non-premium friendly (login system) * TPA system (/tpaaccept, /tpahere, /tpa, /tpadeny, /toggletpa * Difficulty Hard * Will increase server equipment if needed

anarchy.suslabs.lol

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