beard growth Minecraft Servers

Beard Growth

  • Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

    Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

    But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Neckbeard Minecraft Server

    Neckbeard Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

    So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BeardCraft: Masked Miners

    BeardCraft: Masked Miners

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our server and you will grow a full beard INSTANTLY. no need for razors or shaving cream, just log in and BAM, you’re a lumberjack.

    we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the macarena.

    our server is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. they also do a mean rendition of the cha-cha slide.

    rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. can you out-dance the legendary herobrine?

    so come on down to our server, where the beards are full, the creepers are groovy, and the wolves are ninja. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BeardCraft Minecraft Server

    BeardCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your beard growing at a snail’s pace? Well, fear not, because on our server, your beard will grow faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” In fact, our players’ beards grow so fast, they have to trim them with shears just to see where they’re going!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

    BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!

    Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!

    So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCrafty McPunchface Land – “Well?”

    MineCrafty McPunchface Land – “Well?”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where even the bees have a sense of humor! Worried about your beeard not growing? Or your gay dangling? Don’t fret, we’ve got all the quirky fun and laughter you need to enjoy your time here. Join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chillin SMP – Pixelmon Edition

    Chillin SMP – Pixelmon Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Chillin SMP

    Hey there, thanks for stopping by!

    We’re a Pixelmon server called Chillin SMP. We noticed that other servers make you pay to win, but not us! Here, everyone can get ahead without spending a dime. If we do add something like that, it’ll help everyone, not just one person.

    At Chillin SMP, we’re aiming high! We’re still working on things and we’re looking for more players who want a challenge. Or maybe you want to challenge them instead? It’s all up to you in this world, and we hope you find what you’re looking for!

    Don’t forget to join our discord too! We’re pretty active there when we hang out!

    51.81.13.179:25584

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HeldenMC – Peaceful & Hardcore

    HeldenMC – Peaceful & Hardcore

    New Minecraft Servers

    HeldenMC Server Info

    Welcome to HeldenMC Network!

    HeldenMC is back with new game modes! We offer two unique experiences – peaceful and hardcore worlds. Both are free to play and whitelisted. Our server is online 24/7, with a support team ready to help you with any issues.

    Peaceful World:

      • Safe from raiding and griefing
      • PvP is toggled off
      • Build your masterpieces and make friends

    Hardcore World:

      • Survival of the fittest
      • PvP, raiding, and micro griefing enabled
      • Join at your own risk!

    Good luck, see you in-game!

    66.59.210.178:25566

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Revive FSRminecraft – Old Combat, MCMMO, Factions!

    Revive FSRminecraft – Old Combat, MCMMO, Factions!

    New Minecraft Servers

    FSRminecraft Server Information

    The FSRminecraft server is a blast from the past, bringing back the good ol’ days of Minecraft that you played as a kid. Here’s what you can expect:

      • Old school combat mechanics: Swing that sword like there’s no tomorrow and block with your shield!
      • MCMMO: Level up RPG style by doing anything and everything.
      • Factions: Create, raid, and fight other factions without any pesky restrictions.
      • Obsidian breaker plugin: Spice things up by blowing up those tough to crack obsidian blocks with TNT or TNT cannons.
      • Unlimited Dragon fights: Show off your dragon slaying skills by taking on the respawning "Alduin" and earn some sweet cash.
      • Shops and Auctions: Buy, sell, or auction off valuable items to other players.
      • And much more!

    The server is currently in Public Alpha, so join in with caution as things are still being worked on. Make sure to join the Discord for updates: Discord Link

    New Update: The server is now hosted 24/7, so no need to worry about it closing down. Time to dive back into the nostalgia!

    51.222.97.24:25582

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlueStrom’s Quests & Clans

    BlueStrom’s Quests & Clans

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlueStrom Minecraft Server

    BlueStrom is a Minecraft server that supports version 1.8.x to the latest Minecraft version.

    We offer:

      • Clans
      • Rewards
      • MISSIONS
      • Jobs
      • Cosmetics

    And much more!

    Join us now and start your adventure in the world of BlueStrom!

    mc.bluestrom.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP