join our server and you will grow a full beard INSTANTLY. no need for razors or shaving cream, just log in and BAM, you’re a lumberjack.
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the macarena.
our server is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. they also do a mean rendition of the cha-cha slide.
rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. can you out-dance the legendary herobrine?
so come on down to our server, where the beards are full, the creepers are groovy, and the wolves are ninja. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!