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BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

#beard care, #beard styles, #facial hair, Beard, beard envy, beard goals, beard grooming tips, beard growth, beard length, beard maintenance, beard trends, BeardCraft, diamonds, Faster, full beard, genetics, Grooming, grow, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, Mining, neckbeard, patience, personal style, self-care, time commitment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!

Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!

So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!

BlockyWeatherWars

BlockyWeatherWars, climate control, cold, Extreme Temperatures, Heat, insulation, protecting against cold, protecting against heat, Shielding, staying chilled, staying comfortable, staying cool, staying cozy, staying warm, summer weather, temperature control, temperature management, thermal regulation, weather protection, weatherproofing, winter weather

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the icy biomes of Minecraft? Or maybe you’re sick of sweating like a pig in the fiery depths of the Nether? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have custom-built armor that can protect you from both extreme temperatures! That’s right, with our magical armor, you can frolic in the snow and bask in the lava without a care in the world. So why choose between heat and cold when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and become the ultimate temperature-resistant Minecraft warrior!

HamasHushCraft

Al Jazeera, Banned media outlet, criticizing, freedom of speech, Gaza Strip, government suppression, Hamas, HamasHushCraft, human rights violations, journalism ethics, Media bias, media censorship, media control, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, news censorship, Palestinian voices, palestinians, political repression, propaganda machine, silences, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Emeralds Found:	2615

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.

oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

MindCraftMadness

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional well being, inner critic, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, MindCraftMadness, mindfulness, negative thinking, overthinking, positive mindset, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-doubt, stress

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and like, build stuff and mine stuff and just chill in a virtual world? well, this server is THE place to do it, man.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. like, how crazy is that? you won’t find that on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and get this – our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. he’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, except cooler.

plus, we have this secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing, trust me.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join us. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get mining!

CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!

addiction, adolescents, cannabis legalization, Cannabis use, CannabisCraft, crazy, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug use, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health risks, mental illness, Psychosis, psychotic disorder, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, substance use, teens, young adults

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.

SweetVanilla – Where vanilla is sweeter than your Aunt Edna’s homemade pie!

1.21, application, aunt, Bluemap, Collaborative projects, Community, custom models, Discord, Drama-free, Ednas, Events, Friendly, hats, hermitcraft, homemade, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Pie, Player Shops, quality of life, resource pack, Semi Vanilla, sweeter, SweetVanilla, Trailer, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	New Chunks Explored:	893182
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ Community
Features	Player shops, events, collaborative projects
Add-ons	Quality of life add-ons
Resource Pack	Optional custom models, hats, items

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Fill out an application on our Discord.
Discord	https://discord.gg/RdJnFgKU4q
Bluemap	http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123
Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0

StarryCraft Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, CK, creation kit, Difficulty, dlc, Dyson Sphere, esl, FAQ, Minecraft, mod support, Mods, NG+, Patch 9, reinstall, Server, Shattered Space trailer, ship decorations, space music, starfield, StarryCraft, video update

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for the Dyson Sphere edition, where you can build your very own megastructures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our server, but instead, it accidentally created a new dimension full of diamonds and emeralds. So now, if you join us, you’ll have access to infinite riches and resources beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Starfield, where you can embark on epic quests, customize your spaceship, and even battle space pirates. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see who can outbuild him.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the master of your own Minecraft universe. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they might just lead you to the adventure of a lifetime!

PrecureCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Colorful, cute, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Girl Power, Heartwarming, komugi, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, PrecureCraft, Reinvents, Saving the World, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, transformation, wheel

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2573
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say hello to Komugi, where we reinvent the wheel…literally! Our wheels are made of diamond blocks and they spin faster than a speeding minecart!

Join us for epic wheel races where you can ride pigs, llamas, or even Ender Dragons! And if you win, you get to control the weather for the entire server for a day. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a tornado made of creepers? You got it!

But that’s not all! Komugi is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Whisperer.

So why wait? Join Komugi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players!

SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

brother, bully, bullying, Controlling, dating apps, family, GRINDR, gym, Hypocrite, hypocritical, love, mean, Mining, mood, Phone, PRESENT, sanctimonious, self-aware, self-righteous, single, soccer game, Sorry., STOP, Swipecraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

PixelPervs Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, PixelPervs, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2266
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of spending hours staring at pixelated blocky characters in Minecraft and craving some real action? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hot, sexy Minecraft mobs that will fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Join now and say goodbye to boring old porn because our server will have you saying “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in no time!

PinkyDrinkCraft

cultural practices, drinking behavior, drinking etiquette, drinking habits, drinking traditions, Etiquette, Manners, pinky extended, pinky extended culture, pinky extended custom, pinky extended etiquette, pinky extended tradition, pinky extended while drinking, pinky gesture, pinky positioning, pinky up, pinky up while drinking, PinkyDrinkCraft, social behavior, social norms

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that all players must drink their potions with their pinkies up. Why, you ask? Because it’s fancy AF, that’s why! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink your potions with your pinky up, you’ll have better luck finding diamonds. Don’t believe us? Just ask Sir Reginald, who found a whole stack of diamonds after sipping his strength potion like a true gentleman. So come join us and show off your posh potion-drinking skills on our server – it’s a real game-changer, trust us.