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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3880 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
join our server and you will grow a full beard INSTANTLY. no need for razors or shaving cream, just log in and BAM, you’re a lumberjack.
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the macarena.
our server is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. they also do a mean rendition of the cha-cha slide.
rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. can you out-dance the legendary herobrine?
so come on down to our server, where the beards are full, the creepers are groovy, and the wolves are ninja. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!
