Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
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23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
23, Appearance, attractive, Beard, brown eyes, CONFIDENT, critique, DATING, fashion sense, Feedback, handsome, judgement, Long hair, Male, Minecraft, opinion, Rate, rate me, self esteem, selfie, smp, social media, Style, validation
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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server
Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.
So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!
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Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance
Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key [SMP] 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets
1.21.1, Anarchy, Beard, Canada, challenge, challengeaccepted, Difficulty, Discord, HARD, Hardcore, key, Map, Mobcaps, Montreal, Nocheat, Nocheating, Nohacks, Noresets, Pigman, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Resets, Semianarchy, smp, Stole, Survival, teleports, ViewDistance, zombie![A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key [SMP] 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank10.jpg)
A Zombie Pigman Broke My Hymen Door Minecraft Server
Host/IP nocheatsmc.com Discord Join Discord Running 1.21.1 Clients No hack clients Location Montreal, Canada Difficulty Hard Rule(s) No Cheating FAQ:
Q: Can I use hack clients on this server?
A: No, hack clients are not allowed on this server. Any use of hack clients will result in disciplinary action.
Q: What is the server’s location?
A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.
Q: Is the difficulty level on this server challenging?
A: Yes, the server is set to Hard difficulty to provide a challenging gameplay experience.
Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?
A: You can join the server’s Discord by clicking on the provided link: Join Discord
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HaircutHavoc
Appointment, Beard, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Grooming, Haircut, HaircutHavoc, INCONVENIENCE, loyalty, personal space, Professionalism, Respect, salon, self-care, stylist
Are you tired of dealing with entitled strangers interrupting your haircut? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on building the perfect pixelated world! No walk-ins allowed, so you can rest easy knowing your stylist won’t be stolen away mid-cut. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who won’t call you names for simply wanting to finish your haircut in peace. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!
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Neckbeard Minecraft Server
#facial hair, Beard, beard growth, facial hair challenges, facial hair dilemma, facial hair genetics, facial hair growth, facial hair issues, facial hair patterns, facial hair solutions, facial hair struggle, facial hair troubles, facial hair woes, genetics, Grooming, male grooming, Minecraft, neck hair, neckbeard, neckbeard problems, no hair growth, Server
Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.
So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!
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BeardCraft Minecraft Server
#beard care, #beard styles, #facial hair, Beard, beard grooming, beard growers, beard growth, beard itch, beard maintenance, beard problems, beard struggles, beard tips, beard trimming, beard trimming tips, BeardCraft, Grooming, Itchy, maintenance, Minecraft, patience, Server, shaving, TEDIOUS..
Are you tired of your beard growing at a snail’s pace? Well, fear not, because on our server, your beard will grow faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” In fact, our players’ beards grow so fast, they have to trim them with shears just to see where they’re going!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!
So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!
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””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””
Anime, Beard, dating apps, give up, GiveUpCraft, gym, hair loss, Incels, jestermaxxing, khhv, loser betas, lower standards, Minecraft, nofap, pua, redpill, Server, sexual frustration, six-pack, TRÊN, Unironically, video games, weight
Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?
And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!
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MegaLOLbox: Where Creepers Dance and Steve’s Beard Grows
action, Analysis, animation, Anime, Beard, boxing, Character development, CREEPERS, criticism, Cultural differences, Dance, dialogue, Entertainment, Exposition, futuristic, grows, handholdy, japanese, MEGALOBOX, MegaLOLbox, Metaphors, narrative style, opinion, sports, Steves, storytelling
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that treat you like a noob? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! We don’t just hold your hand with boring dialogue, we throw you into the deep end and let you swim with the creepers.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a flying pig, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. Our server is like a Japanese game show on steroids, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
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Crafty Coiffure Crew
#facial hair, bald, Barber, barber shop, Beard, bros, brothers, clean shave, CLIPPERS, Coiffure, Crafty, CREW, Grooming, grooming routine, hair, haircare, Men, mustache, Razor, salon, Shave, Style, Trim
Welcome to the most hair-raising Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us and experience the wildest adventures with our Hair Bros, a group of Minecraft players who are known for their luscious locks and epic battles.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Hair Bros once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their flowing manes. That’s right, their hair was so powerful that it repelled the explosive creatures and saved the day.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden hair salons where you can customize your character’s hairstyle with the most outrageous options imaginable. From rainbow-colored locks to giant afros, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hair-raising adventure and show off your fabulous mane to the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary Hair Bro!
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BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds
#beard care, #beard styles, #facial hair, Beard, beard envy, beard goals, beard grooming tips, beard growth, beard length, beard maintenance, beard trends, BeardCraft, diamonds, Faster, full beard, genetics, Grooming, grow, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, Mining, neckbeard, patience, personal style, self-care, time commitmentWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!
Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!
So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!
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LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx
asymmetrical face, Beard, Chewing, Clueless, Detox, Exercises, face massage, fasting, fat loss, FITNESS, guru, Lazy, LazyCraft, lookmaxx, looksmaxxing, muscle up, Neal Hallinan, scoliosis, self improvement, shovelglove, weight loss, youngerWelcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Reasons to Join:
- 7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
- 23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
- Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
- Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
- Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
- Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?
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Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!
armpit hair, Beard, Body, body hair, body image, chest hair, distribution, Grooming, hair, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy back hair, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy shoulders, leg hair, norwoodinmg, Palace, pixelated, point, Pube, self-conscious, spider-like hair, subhuman
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.
So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
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GFbully69 Minecraft SMP
Assertiveness, Boundaries, bully, Communication, control, Emotional Abuse, empowerment, Gaslighting, gf, GFbully69, healthy relationships, love, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self-care, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust
Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!
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ParalympicAfghanQueen
Adaptability, Afghanistan, athlete, courage, determination, Escape, female empowerment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, international competition, Medal Winner, ParalympicAfghanQueen, Paralympics, refugee, Refugee Crisis, resilience, strength, Taliban, triumph, Victory, Women in sportsu know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!
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GeoCraft: Anoxic Breakup Fun
Anoxic, atmospheric chemistry, biogeochemical modelling, Breakup, carbon cycle, chemical weathering, climate change, continental breakup, continental drift, earth sciences, earth’s history, enhanced weathering, Environmental Science, Fun, GeoCraft, geodynamic processes, geological events, geology, marine ecosystems, Mesozoic, oceanic anoxic events, oceanography, paleoclimate, tectonic modellingSo, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! Enhanced chemical weathering is happening all around you! Like, the weather is going crazy, man!And get this, bro, following continental breakup, there’s all these Mesozoic oceanic anoxic events going on! It’s like a party for the oceans, dude!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has tectonic and biogeochemical modelling that will blow your mind, man! Like, you’ll be learning about rocks and stuff while building your epic Minecraft creations!
So, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, join us now! And remember, only the coolest players can handle the madness of our server!
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Minecraft server: “CraftyAlignment”
alignment, chaotic, Character, CraftyAlignment, d&d, dungeons and dragons, Ethics, Evil, FANTASY, Gaming, Good, inner world, Lawful, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, morality, neutral evil, Psychology, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Thread, UnderstandingAre you tired of being a boring old lawful good player on Minecraft servers? Do you want to embrace your inner chaotic evil side and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you neutral evil masterminds out there!Join us and let your twisted imagination run wild as you build elaborate traps, unleash hordes of monsters on unsuspecting players, and hoard all the diamonds for yourself. Who needs friends when you can be the ultimate villain of the server?
So come on over and join us, where being evil isn’t just encouraged, it’s required! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting against you…mwahaha!
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CraftyFListers Minecraft SMP
character profiles, Community, CraftyFListers, critique, Depravity, Erotic, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, flg, Forums, gossip, image search, kinks, Minecraft, pastebin, Profiles, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level! Just like F-List, our server is all about exploring your wildest fantasies and fetishes in the world of Minecraft.Join us for a chance to roleplay with like-minded players who are ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s building the most scandalous structures or battling it out in epic PvP matches. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, while our group forums are filled with more kinks and depravity than you can imagine.
Looking for some drama? Look no further than our server, where gossip and site drama are always on the menu. Share your roleplay logs, critique each others’ characters, and dive into a world of endless possibilities.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely of… well, use your imagination. And don’t forget about our exclusive profile image search tool, perfect for finding the perfect skin to match your unique character.
Join us today and let your inner serval run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.
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UnderratedJoy – Minecraft SMP
appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, little things, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, small moments, smp, Tranquility, Underrated, UnderratedJoy
Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to experience the ultimate thrill of taming wild llamas and riding them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored by brave adventurers like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep farmer has a secret recipe for wool that can give you superpowers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!
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PixelPanicMC
#revelation, awakening, bad, error, eye-opening, false belief, false impression, flawed perception, Misconception, misguided, misjudgment, misled, mistake, normal, PixelPanicMC, realization, shock, unexpected, wrong assumptionHave you ever thought mining for diamonds in Minecraft was just a normal, everyday activity? Well, think again! On our server, the diamonds fight back! That’s right, these shiny little rocks have had enough of being mined and they will stop at nothing to protect themselves. Join our server for a chance to battle it out with diamond swords, diamond armor, and even diamond golems! It’s a diamond showdown like you’ve never seen before!But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics.” Watch as these explosive creatures compete in events such as the high jump, sprinting, and synchronized exploding. It’s a blast, literally!
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness diamonds with a vengeance and explosive sports competitions? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!
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PalestinianPirate69
Activist, arrested, counter-terrorism police, detainment, extremism, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incredible, international relations, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Oct 7 infiltration, palestine, PalestinianPirate69, political activism, praise, Pro-palestinian, social justice, solidarity, Terrorism, ukcome join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest builds! we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more excitement than a rollercoaster made of candy!our server is so lit, even pro-palestinian activists are praising our incredible oct 7 infiltration! that’s right, our server is so awesome that even counter-terrorism police are getting in on the action!
join us for epic battles, insane treasure hunts, and the most hilarious pranks you’ve ever seen! our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that always has your back, even when you accidentally blow up someone’s house (oops!).
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most outrageous minecraft server you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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ArachnoPatternCraft
ancient gene, ancient gene duplication, arachnids, ArachnoPatternCraft, duplicate discovery, duplicate gene, evolutionary biology, gene duplication, gene duplication study, gene function, genetic duplication, genetic patterning, genetic patterning in spiders, genetic research, genetics, newly discovered, patterning, spider anatomy, spider evolution, spider genetics, spider waist
yo, so like, dis server is like, totally epic cuz we got dis newly discovered duplicate of an ancient gene dat is like, super important for patterning da spider waist. like, who even knew spiders needed genes for their waists, amirite? join dis server and you can be part of da epic quest to unlock da secrets of da spider waist gene. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a spider waist master and rule over all da eight-legged creatures in da land. so come on, join dis server and let’s get waist patterning, yo!
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Bucketry: Where Minecraft and buckets collide… and then buckets take over!
Adventure, Bucketry, BUCKETS, Challenges, collide, Community, Craft, Economy, Empire, Enchantments, Epic, Fishing, Jobs, Minecraft, Mining, Mythicmobs, Player Ranks, Powers, Pyrofarming, Quests, Ranks, smp, Trailer, TreasuresWelcome to Bucketry Minecraft
Server Info:
JAVA mc.bucketry.net Bedrock mc.bucketry.net:19132 Discord Join Us Wiki Explore More Epic Adventure awaits in Bucketry, a realm filled with endless opportunities and challenges.
Features:
- Rise Through the Ranks
- Master Your Craft
- Unlock Legendary Powers
- Conquer Unique Challenges
- Build Your Empire
Server Trailer:
FAQ:
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply connect to the JAVA server address: mc.bucketry.net or the Bedrock server address: mc.bucketry.net:19132
Q: What are some unique challenges in the server?
A: Engage in PyroFishing, PyroFarming, and PyroMining for special rewards.
Q: Can I create my own realm in Bucketry?
A: Yes, you can build your own empire with custom spawners and structures.
Q: How do I protect my land from griefing?
A: Utilize the user-friendly Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI.
Q: Are there community events on the server?
A: Yes, participate in Piñata Parties and other fun activities with the community.