Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
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23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
23, Appearance, attractive, Beard, brown eyes, CONFIDENT, critique, DATING, fashion sense, Feedback, handsome, judgement, Long hair, Male, Minecraft, opinion, Rate, rate me, self esteem, selfie, smp, social media, Style, validation
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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server
Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.
So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!
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Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance
Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key [SMP] 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets
1.21.1, Anarchy, Beard, Canada, challenge, challengeaccepted, Difficulty, Discord, HARD, Hardcore, key, Map, Mobcaps, Montreal, Nocheat, Nocheating, Nohacks, Noresets, Pigman, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Resets, Semianarchy, smp, Stole, Survival, teleports, ViewDistance, zombie![A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key [SMP] 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank10.jpg)
A Zombie Pigman Broke My Hymen Door Minecraft Server
Host/IP nocheatsmc.com Discord Join Discord Running 1.21.1 Clients No hack clients Location Montreal, Canada Difficulty Hard Rule(s) No Cheating FAQ:
Q: Can I use hack clients on this server?
A: No, hack clients are not allowed on this server. Any use of hack clients will result in disciplinary action.
Q: What is the server’s location?
A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.
Q: Is the difficulty level on this server challenging?
A: Yes, the server is set to Hard difficulty to provide a challenging gameplay experience.
Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?
A: You can join the server’s Discord by clicking on the provided link: Join Discord
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HaircutHavoc
Appointment, Beard, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Grooming, Haircut, HaircutHavoc, INCONVENIENCE, loyalty, personal space, Professionalism, Respect, salon, self-care, stylist
Are you tired of dealing with entitled strangers interrupting your haircut? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on building the perfect pixelated world! No walk-ins allowed, so you can rest easy knowing your stylist won’t be stolen away mid-cut. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who won’t call you names for simply wanting to finish your haircut in peace. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!
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Neckbeard Minecraft Server
#facial hair, Beard, beard growth, facial hair challenges, facial hair dilemma, facial hair genetics, facial hair growth, facial hair issues, facial hair patterns, facial hair solutions, facial hair struggle, facial hair troubles, facial hair woes, genetics, Grooming, male grooming, Minecraft, neck hair, neckbeard, neckbeard problems, no hair growth, Server
Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.
So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!
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BeardCraft Minecraft Server
#beard care, #beard styles, #facial hair, Beard, beard grooming, beard growers, beard growth, beard itch, beard maintenance, beard problems, beard struggles, beard tips, beard trimming, beard trimming tips, BeardCraft, Grooming, Itchy, maintenance, Minecraft, patience, Server, shaving, TEDIOUS..
Are you tired of your beard growing at a snail’s pace? Well, fear not, because on our server, your beard will grow faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” In fact, our players’ beards grow so fast, they have to trim them with shears just to see where they’re going!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!
So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!
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””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””
Anime, Beard, dating apps, give up, GiveUpCraft, gym, hair loss, Incels, jestermaxxing, khhv, loser betas, lower standards, Minecraft, nofap, pua, redpill, Server, sexual frustration, six-pack, TRÊN, Unironically, video games, weight
Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?
And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!
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MegaLOLbox: Where Creepers Dance and Steve’s Beard Grows
action, Analysis, animation, Anime, Beard, boxing, Character development, CREEPERS, criticism, Cultural differences, Dance, dialogue, Entertainment, Exposition, futuristic, grows, handholdy, japanese, MEGALOBOX, MegaLOLbox, Metaphors, narrative style, opinion, sports, Steves, storytelling
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that treat you like a noob? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! We don’t just hold your hand with boring dialogue, we throw you into the deep end and let you swim with the creepers.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a flying pig, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. Our server is like a Japanese game show on steroids, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
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Crafty Coiffure Crew
#facial hair, bald, Barber, barber shop, Beard, bros, brothers, clean shave, CLIPPERS, Coiffure, Crafty, CREW, Grooming, grooming routine, hair, haircare, Men, mustache, Razor, salon, Shave, Style, Trim
Welcome to the most hair-raising Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us and experience the wildest adventures with our Hair Bros, a group of Minecraft players who are known for their luscious locks and epic battles.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Hair Bros once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their flowing manes. That’s right, their hair was so powerful that it repelled the explosive creatures and saved the day.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden hair salons where you can customize your character’s hairstyle with the most outrageous options imaginable. From rainbow-colored locks to giant afros, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hair-raising adventure and show off your fabulous mane to the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary Hair Bro!
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NoMcDonalds4Me
Agreement, Argument, Blame, Communication, compromise, decision, disagreement, Event, fast food, Food, grocery store, Hunger, local ], misunderstanding, NoMcDonalds4Me, Order, perspective, refusal, relationship, snack, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of choosing between fast food and grocery store snacks? Look no further! Join our server and experience the epic quest of finding the perfect snack while avoiding the hangry wrath of your significant other. Will you choose the convenience of fast food or the culinary adventure of cooking at home? Only the bravest players can navigate this treacherous decision-making process. Join now and prove you have what it takes to survive the ultimate hunger showdown!
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MufflerManiaMC
annoying noise, attention seeking, automotive trends, car modifications, disruptive sounds, exhaust systems, inconsiderate drivers, loud exhausts, Loud Mufflers, loud vehicles, MufflerManiaMC, noisy cars, obnoxious behavior, public nuisance, social media rant, street noise, traffic disturbances, unnecessary noise, urban living, vehicle customization, vehicle noise pollution
Welcome to our Minecraft server where loud mufflers are not only accepted but encouraged! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the louder your muffler, the faster your virtual car goes! That’s right, we’ve implemented a special plugin that turns the sound of your muffler into pure speed. So rev up those engines and let the noise be your guide to victory!But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special event every Friday night called “Muffler Madness” where players compete in a race to see who has the loudest muffler. The winner gets a special prize – a custom-made diamond-encrusted muffler that will make all the other players green with envy.
So if you’re tired of quiet, boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the thrill of speed and noise, join us today! Who knew that being heard could be so much fun?
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BabyHeadCraft
anatomy, baby head, BabyHeadCraft, body parts, body proportion, body structure, FITNESS, head size, health, human body, muscle development, neck exercises, neck muscles, neck strength, Physical fitness, physiology, proportionality, strength, strength ratio, strength training, wellnesscome join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got baby head sized heads and necks of steel! u wanna see some wacky shenanigans? well, we got em all here!imagine tryna build a house with a head the size of a baby, it’s a real challenge! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our special tools and blocks that make building a breeze.
oh, and did i mention the mobs on this server? they’re all dressed up in funky costumes and they dance around like they’re at a rave. it’s a real party up in here!
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of your baby head!
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Arcan Network
activities, Arcan Network, Combats, Enchantments, Entities, Exploration, Koth, Levels, Minecraft, PvP, Semi Custom, Server, Survival, Textures, Vanilla, Victory, weaponsSemi Custom server without textures, offering a wide variety of activities. Take part in exciting PvP combats and dominate KOTHs, or explore a vast world filled with entities of different levels to fight. Also, obtain various enchantments to improve your weapons and ensure your victory.
play.arcan.pro
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CaffeinatedCrafter Minecraft Server
CaffeinatedCrafter, caffeine boost, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee break, coffee buzz, coffee delight, coffee drinker, coffee enjoyment, coffee fix, coffee lover, coffee pleasure, coffee ritual, coffee satisfaction, coffee time, covfefe, Cunt, indulgence, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, second cup, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee breaks to a whole new level! Forget about building epic structures or fighting off creepers, the real challenge is seeing how many cups of covfeefees you can fit in your inventory.Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of our caffeine-fueled creativity. From building giant coffee cup statues to battling mobs with espresso shots, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new meaning to the phrase “coffee break.”
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OralCraft SMP – 40 characters
Boundaries, Characters, Communication, consent, foreplay, INTIMATE, intimate act, mutual pleasure, oral sex, OralCraft, partner intimacy, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual activity, sexual boundaries, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building epic structures or engaging in intense PvP battles.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Oral Challenge.” What’s that, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of teamwork, communication, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the “Oral Challenge” and become a true Minecraft legend!
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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
advice, ANCESTORS, appreciation, Bond, BoomerCraft, Cherished moments, Communication, Connection, family, generations, Gratitude, heritage, Legacy, love, Memories, Minecraft, Reflection, Reminiscing, Respect, Server, storytelling, Tribute, wisdom
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure that even your grandparents would approve of!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere! And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with magical creatures, hidden treasure chests, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than your long-lost grandpa!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your grandparents that you’re not just a boring block-builder, you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!
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PixelWishList
Contentment, desire, dreams, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Hope, inner peace, joy, longing, love, Passion, Peace, PixelWishList, purpose, satisfaction, Serenity, successDo you want to join a Minecraft server where diamonds literally rain from the sky? Where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, battling evil witches and saving princesses?Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams! Join us now and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a unicorn into battle, and become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziness that awaits you!
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ProhresCraft Minecraft Server
aid, battle, Collapsed, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, emergency, evacuation, international news, Military, Minecraft, Prohres, ProhresCraft, Server, soldiers, Support, Surrounded, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian Brigade, WarCome join our epic Minecraft server where the craziest battles happen every day! We got soldiers from a Ukrainian brigade who collapsed and are now stuck near Prohres, fighting off zombies and creepers like never before. It’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and blocky buildings. Will you be the hero who saves the day and leads these brave soldiers to victory? Or will you join the dark side and unleash chaos upon the land? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to battle like never before!
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ShortyChillCraft
body heat, body surface area, colder, cooling mechanism, cooling sensation, discomfort, effects, Evaporative cooling, heat loss, heat transfer, height, height difference, physiological response, short people, ShortyChillCraft, shower experience, Showers, Temperature regulation, Thermal equilibrium, Thermoregulation, water evaporationu ever been in a shower and felt like u were in the arctic tundra? well, on this server, short people get the ultimate challenge – evaporative cooling effects that make showers colder for them! join us if u wanna experience the thrill of shivering in a virtual shower! who needs warm water anyway? come join us for the ultimate icy adventure!