🔥Beard Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

23, Appearance, attractive, Beard, brown eyes, CONFIDENT, critique, DATING, fashion sense, Feedback, handsome, judgement, Long hair, Male, Minecraft, opinion, Rate, rate me, self esteem, selfie, smp, social media, Style, validation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	163
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

A Zombie Pigman Stole My Key [SMP] 1.21.1 – No Teleports, Semi-Anarchy, No Map Resets

1.21.1, Anarchy, Beard, Canada, challenge, challengeaccepted, Difficulty, Discord, HARD, Hardcore, key, Map, Mobcaps, Montreal, Nocheat, Nocheating, Nohacks, Noresets, Pigman, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Resets, Semianarchy, smp, Stole, Survival, teleports, ViewDistance, zombie

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Hymen Door Minecraft Server

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join Discord
Running	1.21.1
Clients	No hack clients
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	No Cheating

FAQ:

Q: Can I use hack clients on this server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed on this server. Any use of hack clients will result in disciplinary action.

Q: What is the server’s location?

A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.

Q: Is the difficulty level on this server challenging?

A: Yes, the server is set to Hard difficulty to provide a challenging gameplay experience.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: You can join the server’s Discord by clicking on the provided link: Join Discord

HaircutHavoc

Appointment, Beard, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Grooming, Haircut, HaircutHavoc, INCONVENIENCE, loyalty, personal space, Professionalism, Respect, salon, self-care, stylist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of dealing with entitled strangers interrupting your haircut? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on building the perfect pixelated world! No walk-ins allowed, so you can rest easy knowing your stylist won’t be stolen away mid-cut. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who won’t call you names for simply wanting to finish your haircut in peace. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Neckbeard Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Beard, beard growth, facial hair challenges, facial hair dilemma, facial hair genetics, facial hair growth, facial hair issues, facial hair patterns, facial hair solutions, facial hair struggle, facial hair troubles, facial hair woes, genetics, Grooming, male grooming, Minecraft, neck hair, neckbeard, neckbeard problems, no hair growth, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3972
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

BeardCraft Minecraft Server

#beard care, #beard styles, #facial hair, Beard, beard grooming, beard growers, beard growth, beard itch, beard maintenance, beard problems, beard struggles, beard tips, beard trimming, beard trimming tips, BeardCraft, Grooming, Itchy, maintenance, Minecraft, patience, Server, shaving, TEDIOUS..

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ores Mined:	3609	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of your beard growing at a snail’s pace? Well, fear not, because on our server, your beard will grow faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” In fact, our players’ beards grow so fast, they have to trim them with shears just to see where they’re going!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Beard Gnomes, tiny creatures who sneak into your inventory and leave you with rare beard accessories like diamond-studded combs and emerald-infused beard oil. Rumor has it, if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can challenge the Beard Dragon and claim the title of the Ultimate Beard Master!

So if you’re ready to embark on a follicular adventure like no other, join our server today and let your beard reach new heights (literally, some beards on our server have been known to reach the clouds)!

””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””

Anime, Beard, dating apps, give up, GiveUpCraft, gym, hair loss, Incels, jestermaxxing, khhv, loser betas, lower standards, Minecraft, nofap, pua, redpill, Server, sexual frustration, six-pack, TRÊN, Unironically, video games, weight

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

MegaLOLbox: Where Creepers Dance and Steve’s Beard Grows

action, Analysis, animation, Anime, Beard, boxing, Character development, CREEPERS, criticism, Cultural differences, Dance, dialogue, Entertainment, Exposition, futuristic, grows, handholdy, japanese, MEGALOBOX, MegaLOLbox, Metaphors, narrative style, opinion, sports, Steves, storytelling

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	3992
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that treat you like a noob? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! We don’t just hold your hand with boring dialogue, we throw you into the deep end and let you swim with the creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a flying pig, or if you want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. Our server is like a Japanese game show on steroids, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Coiffure Crew

#facial hair, bald, Barber, barber shop, Beard, bros, brothers, clean shave, CLIPPERS, Coiffure, Crafty, CREW, Grooming, grooming routine, hair, haircare, Men, mustache, Razor, salon, Shave, Style, Trim

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	2260

Welcome to the most hair-raising Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us and experience the wildest adventures with our Hair Bros, a group of Minecraft players who are known for their luscious locks and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Hair Bros once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their flowing manes. That’s right, their hair was so powerful that it repelled the explosive creatures and saved the day.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden hair salons where you can customize your character’s hairstyle with the most outrageous options imaginable. From rainbow-colored locks to giant afros, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hair-raising adventure and show off your fabulous mane to the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary Hair Bro!

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

Adventure, animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, blocks, Characters, creativity, culture, Departure, discovery, Entertainment, escapism, Exploration, Fandom, imagination, Journey, Manga, meets, Otaku, Passion, series, storytelling, weeb, world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

activities, Community, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gathering, madness, Minecraft, networking, online events, Social Connections, social distancing, social engagement, social events, social gatherings, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, socializing, Socializing safely, socials, socials VI, virtual events

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1543
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40

Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

Crafty, CREEPERS, he, he’s right, he’s right you, he’s right you know, Hes, know, right, you, You know

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

angry gamers, Backlash, buyer’s remorse, Choices, controversy, Crafty, Crap, Disappointment, empty promises, Exploration, exploration game, exploration gameplay, failed expectations, Frustration, gameplay video’s, Gaming Community, lack of content, Life, misleading marketing, open world, overhyped, question.., Shack, video game trailers, video games, villagers, wasted potential

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	7102
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

420, fucking, getting high, goon, Robo420Craft, ROBOT, Robots, rule, Server, Uncut, untouched butt, White

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mines Excavated:	2785	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

Anime, Confessions, Drama, emotional, everyday life, girl, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, lonely, love, Minecraft, Protagonist, Real Life, Realistic, relationships, romance, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, solitude, tiny apartment, unrealistic, unrequited love

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Farms Harvested:	265	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

balance, choose wisely, cravings, Decision making, discipline, eating habits, flavor max, food choices, Healthy Eating, indulgence, Junk Food, junk food addiction, junk food cravings, mindful eating, Moderation, PickaBlock, portion control, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

Appearance, blocks, building, cars, consumerism, Crafty, culture, Identity, image, judgment, luxury, materialism, muslims, Obsession, Religion, social status, societal pressure, status symbols, Stereotypes, success, tradition, validation, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	238
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

Community, content creators, Corpos, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, Favorite, Hide, indies, madness, Minecraft, Off topic, ONLINE, pastebin, Raids, Report, shitposting, streaming, Uoh, Uoooooh, Uoooooh Global, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!