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Miko’s McServer Collaboration

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops out golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magic feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a block of pure cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magic Items Found:	4334	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8418	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	206	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Farms Harvested:	631	Dragon Eggs Found:	1686
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Potions Brewed:	145	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7550
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2289
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).