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MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	164
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	9195

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	979
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Towns Built:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

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ZogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Animals Bred:	189	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	1203	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9619	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!