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CraftyQuotez

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5027
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3289	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	10108
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/craftycollegescam/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Items Found:	3538
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Farms Harvested:	864
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2497
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crops Grown:	6843	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	478
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	258
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

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