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BeanstalkBandits

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	495
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right. these pigs are like stand-up comedians, cracking jokes and making you laugh till your sides hurt. and get this, the cows are actually secret agents trying to save the world from evil chickens. it’s like a spy thriller but with farm animals. oh, and the creepers? they just want to be your friends and give you hugs. who wouldn’t want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server? come on, join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong Miners

ABEMA, booru, FRIDAY, Game, genre, JST, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, miners, MJG, MONDAY, new player, questionnaire, repo, riichi, smp, summer camp, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, tutorial, Video, yo-star

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Items Found:	5920	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! We have tutorials for newbies, insane strategies for pros, and even host our own Mahjong League every week! Our community is so dedicated to Mahjong that we even have our own booru for all things Mahjong-related. Plus, we recently had our first ever /mjg/ Summer Camp where we played Mahjong non-stop for 48 hours straight! Join us for the craziest Mahjong experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DeafMovieNight Minecraft Server

Asshole, conflicted feelings, Deadpool, deaf woman, DeafMovieNight, faux pas, Free Time, Friend, groupchat, Happy, Invitation, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, open captions, Rude, Server, Special, Subtitles, tablet, Theater

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
New Chunks Explored:	720517	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Animals Bred:	150

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of accessibility? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, we even have open captions for all our in-game events! Just like how I invited a deaf woman to see Deadpool with open captions, we make sure everyone can enjoy the game to the fullest.

But beware, not everyone will understand your good intentions. Just like how my friends called me out for being considerate, you might face some haters on the server. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back and make sure you feel welcome and appreciated.

So join our server now and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and making new friends in a truly inclusive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find something special here that draws you in, just like I did with that deaf woman. Just don’t expect to get married and have kids with the creepers, they’re not really the settling down type.

CraftySpenderWifeBoss

budgeting, Communication Issues, CraftySpenderWifeBoss, family dynamics, family obligations., family priorities, financial control, financial disagreements, financial responsibility, friendship drama, irresponsible friends, long-term consequences, Marriage, marriage decisions., parenting, parenting decisions, personal finances, relationship conflicts, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, wedding expenses

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mines Excavated:	3741	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of blocky adventures!

Are you tired of dealing with crazy friends like Nancy who always drag you into their chaotic lives? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop!

Join us and leave behind the stress of financial struggles, because on our server, diamonds are plentiful and you can build your dream mansion without worrying about the cost.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be financially controlling is how many emeralds you trade with the villagers!

RuleRidiculous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We have rules like “Thou shalt only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while standing on one leg” and “Thou must build a castle made entirely of cake or face banishment to the Nether realm!” Join us if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepers exploding in your face (but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyConvoLaughs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	73	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

NoLowCapsCraft

alphabet, capitalization, Communication, Computer, design, Digital, electronic devices, innovation, INPUT, keyboards, Keys, lowercase letters, NoLowCapsCraft, qwerty, Tech Gadgets, Technology, technology advancement, text, Typing, Typing Skills, user interface

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	618
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? well u better cuz this server is da bomb diggity! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party! if u join, u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and giant creepers. plus, we have a secret cheat code that gives u unlimited diamonds and makes u invincible. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Mercury’s Bling Zone

bling, core-mantle boundary, Diamond, diamond formation, geology, mantle composition, mantle dynamics, mantle properties, mantle structure, Mercury, Mercury’s core, Mercury’s geology, Mercurys, mineralogy, planetary composition, planetary evolution, planetary geology, planetary interiors, planetary research, planetary science, space exploration, Space missions, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the core-mantle boundary on Mercury is made of freakin’ DIAMONDS? That’s right, diamonds for days, baby! Imagine mining away and hitting that sweet spot, bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You won’t find that on any other server, folks!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party with glowstone dance floors and zombie DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, diamond hunters!

Chill Skies: Where you can block the haters and wage war in the sky

BLOCK, border, Builder, Casual, Chill, Clicking, Combat, Enjoy, Experience, Game, Generators, Haters, Islands, Maps, MCMMO, Mechanics, menu, Minecraft, Network, Other, Pace, Play, Server, Skies, skill, SKY, Wage, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Chill Skies Minecraft Server

Overview:

Type	Features
Skyblock Server	McMMO Custom Generators World border for islands Menu for easy navigation
Skywars Server	5 unique maps New combat mechanics Vote menu for chest tiers Health modifiers Potion modifiers

Come try us out today at play.chillskies.com running on version 1.19.4-1.21.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, simply join using the IP play.chillskies.com
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server currently supports versions 1.19.4 to 1.21
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers McMMO, custom generators, unique maps for Skywars, and more.
Is the server geared towards casual players?	Yes, Chill Skies offers a casual skyblock experience where players can play at their own pace.

Kpoop2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where kpop is still a thing in 2024 because it’s being kept alive by the gook government! But don’t worry, we’ve got the worst gooks who don’t dare put their faces in the game, so you won’t have to deal with any kpop drama here.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Build your own kpop-inspired world or create a gook-free zone, the possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

”/MSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Web Scraping Gang”

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with web scraping shenanigans and general revival madness.

Looking to bypass ratelimits without proxies? Look no further, we’ve got the inside scoop on all the best captcha services and proxy options. Our members have even mastered the art of network analysis and scraping tools to take their Minecraft game to the next level.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with talented individuals working on some seriously cool projects. From free music scraped from Spotify to a Discord spy tool used by comfags and kiwifarmers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even uncover some top-secret web scraping techniques along the way. Just remember, trannies worldwide hate us, but that only makes us stronger. See you in the game, scrapists!