Beans And Rice SMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Void Gems Collected:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	153
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Divine Spears Created:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1490
Players Killed by Monsters:	9270	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	10	New Chunks Explored:	135275
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!