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CraftyBrokeEats

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	72
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7511	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of eating ramen noodles every night because you’re broke? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples that will satisfy your hunger and make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! Join us and never worry about being broke again – unless you spend all your diamonds on a pet pig that can do backflips. But hey, who wouldn’t want a pig that can do backflips? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to J’lor Edition, the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter in your entire blocky life! Join us now for a WAR WITHIN that will make you question everything you thought you knew about mining and crafting.

Watch our mind-blowing trailer that will leave you on the edge of your seat: THE WAR WITHIN TRAILER

But wait, there’s more! Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s ready to shake up your world like never before. Get ready for the incoming PLUNDERSTORM that will have you trembling in your diamond boots: Patch 10.2.6

Feeling nostalgic? Relive the glory days of Pandaria with our epic remix that will transport you back to a time when creepers were the least of your worries: Remix: Pandaria

And that’s not all! Our S4 Dungeon changes will have you sweating like a pig in the Nether. Get ready for harder challenges, no affixes, and no timer – it’s a dungeon squish like you’ve never seen before: S4 Dungeon changes

Looking to trade some epic loot? Our April Trading Post has everything you need to gear up for the PLUNDERSTORM and show off your spring finery like the blocky fashionista you truly are: April Trading Post

Don’t miss out on all the GENERAL RESOURCES that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Visit wow-petopia.com, murlok.io, raider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and of course, wowhead.com for all your blocky needs.

Join us now and be a part of something truly legendary. Old players will tell you, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s 474041703!

Minecraft Melons Madness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

Crafty Love Shack: Where Immigrant Beauty Blooms

acceptance, assimilation, beauty, Blooms, Crafty, Cultural differences, Diversity, equality, Gender Roles, Globalization, Immigrant, Immigrant beauty, Immigrant wife, immigration, integration, love, Marriage, Multiculturalism, patriarchy, prejudice, relationships, Shack, society, Stereotypes, Traditional Life

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Potions Brewed:	21

Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where you can lead a trad life as a patriarchy bvll! But wait, there’s more – why settle for a regular old wife when you can get an immigrant wife?!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can build your own empire and conquer the land with your trusty immigrant wife by your side.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate patriarchy bvll and rule over your kingdom with an immigrant wife who will obey your every command (or at least until she figures out how to escape).

CraftyCreeperz – 404 Not Found

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Towns Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of ANGRY LLAMAS who only spoke in riddles!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden village where the villagers throw RAGING PARTIES every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a crafting table!

So come join us on our WILD Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	4988	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the quest for academic research on video games takes a hilarious turn! Forget boring old sources like GDC and GameStudies.org, join us for a wild ride through the world of DiGRA!

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about video games. Who needs self-determination theory when you can have a blast with us?

Join now and uncover the mysteries of DiGRA, where “papers” are just junior high school essays in disguise. Dive deep into the world of gamegate and discover the WACKIEST research you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs legitimate research when you can have a laugh with us?

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	585563	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

Chickens vs. Creepers: A Minecraft Mystery

bullying, chickens, communication skills, Competition, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, Empathy, female behavior, girl drama, Girl Power, Girls, Insecurity, Jealousy, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, Mystery, peer pressure, relational aggression, self esteem, social dynamics, societal expectations, support system, toxic friendships

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by girls on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where girls are banned for being mean! We’ve got a strict no mean girls policy that will ensure your gaming experience is drama-free and full of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes! Join now and hunt down this majestic beast for riches beyond your wildest dreams!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground Disco Party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks! Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the magic, mystery, and mayhem that await you? Join today and let the adventure begin!

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

Ancestry, bushes, cousin marriage, dna test, family, family bond, family discovery, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family mystery, family relationships, family scandal, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, Hidden Truth, InbredCraft, Incest, Shocking revelation, taboo, Trees, unexpected news

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!