join dis minecraft server cuz we got mushrooms dat give u super powers like flyin and shootin fireballs out ur butt. we also got beans dat make u run super fast and jump hella high. u can be a mushroom warrior and fight off evil zombies tryna steal ur beans. be da hero of da minecraft world and save all da mushrooms and beans from doom. come join us and be a part of da epic adventure of ergothioneine madness!
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ShroomCraft: Mitochondrial Madness
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KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!
So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.
And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.
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Fibre Bugs Fight E. coli!
come join our epic minecraft server where the bugs in your gut microbiome will be fighting off E. coli and pneumonia like they’re in a WWE match! eat more fibre and watch as your protective bacteria species grow stronger than ever before. veggies, beans, and whole grains are the key to success on this server – join now and become the ultimate gut warrior!
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VeggieCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of meal prepping for a vegetarian partner? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual kitchen where you can cook up some pixelated meals for your loved one without the hassle of real-life arguments.Join our server and experience the drama of trying to balance meat-eater meals with veggie options, just like in this epic tale. Will you be the hero who saves the day with extra rice and potatoes, or will you face the wrath of a hangry partner who just wants their own separate meals?
And who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to cook for virtual kids who go vegetarian too! Can you handle the pressure of feeding a whole family of blocky eaters? Join our server now and find out!
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NoCutsNoButtsMC
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!
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BeanBoyz Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!
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Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!
Nexus SMP Server Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins Focus Long-term projects and community building Activity Level Active players preferred Community Interaction Consistently online and active on Discord FAQ
Q: When will the server be released?
A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.
Q: What plugins are used on the server?
A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.
Q: What is the activity requirement for players?
A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.
Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?
A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.
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Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!
Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server
Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.
Features:
Feature Description Discord Server Discord + Minecraft integration World Map Dynmap Bedrock support Geyser Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims Honor system + rollbacks KeepInventory Optional per player Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting +Gradients! Brewery Just a treat! Big boy ram and big boy processor Minimal lag Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!
No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version:
1.21.1
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Never-ending Paradise: Now with 110% more vanilla beans! Join us if you’re 16 or 17 or older!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Features Description SMP World & Resource World Explore and create unique builds in our SMP world, gather materials in our Resource World. OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds Experience different game modes with challenges, generators, quests, and unique gameplay. Quality of Life Plugins Enhance your gameplay experience with various plugins like Treefeller, Quests, Shops, and more. FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
How to Join?
-Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
-Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
-Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15minsWhat our Server has to offer:
-SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!
-OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other!What makes us Unique?
-We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting. A few of these plugins include, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!
Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played!
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Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!
Minecraft Server Overview
Launch Date 25th of August Server Location Europe Discord discord.gg/KingdomsSMP FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is the theme of the server? The server is Game of Thrones-inspired. How many kingdoms will there be? We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms. Can players engage in PvP? PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids are allowed with admin approval. What type of players are you looking for? We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to join us on this adventure.