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GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	293	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	175	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Towns Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Votes:	2027
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Potions Brewed:	51
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!