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Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!

CraftyRevengeIran

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?

So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.

ROYALCRAFT 1.16.5 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

On our server you will find a sea of entertainment and many different acquaintances and friends. Responsive administration, adequate players. In general, there is everything for a pleasant and comfortable game!!! Welcome to RoyalCraft

Subscribe to our server in Discord to stay up to date with all the server news https://discord.gg/5MbBA9nd

65.21.70.49:25848

Pasta Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Italy was so bad in WW2! Maybe Mussolini was too busy building pixel art statues of himself instead of focusing on the war effort. Or perhaps the entire Italian army got lost in a maze of cobblestone walls and couldn’t find their way to the battlefield. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the hilarious secrets of Italy’s WW2 failures. Plus, we have a mini-game where you can reenact the Battle of Monte Cassino using nothing but snowballs and diamond swords. So come on, join us and let’s have a laugh at Italy’s expense!

New Movies Trailer 2024 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a Minecraft god. Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly mobs that drop rare loot when defeated. So come join us and experience the thrill of exploring haunted caves while watching new movie trailers from the future. Trust us, it’s gonna be a creeper-tastic time!

PreggoCraft

abortion, amicable breakup, Appointment, bad choices, bad decisions, college, emotional turmoil, ethical question., ex boyfriend, Financial Stability, keeping secrets, late night texts, mental health, mom, moral dilemma, positive test, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, School, secret, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	349304	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bad decisions lead to unexpected pregnancies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the drama of late-night texts, ex-boyfriends, and positive pregnancy tests.

Experience the thrill of keeping secrets and making choices that would make even the most seasoned player question their morality. Will you be the one to keep the dad in the dark about his impending fatherhood, or will you spill the beans and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re looking for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience, look no further. Join now and see where your bad decisions take you!

Purp0seQuest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, unsure of your true purpose? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret quest that will reveal the meaning of life itself! Legend has it that deep within the Nether, there lies a magical diamond sword that can only be wielded by the chosen one. Will you be the one to claim this legendary weapon and unlock your destiny? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!