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Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

2chan, animated series, cartoon, CLONE, comedy, disbelief, FANTASY, fictional character, House, house ownership, humor, man, Minecraft, Outrage, Owns, physical response, popular culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, social commentary, springfield, Television Show, unrealistic, yellow family

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

GF’s Bad Advice Minecraft Server

advice, bad, credit scores, gfs, landlord references, Minecraft, Pets, property management, rental agreements, rental business, rental business strategies, rental income, rental practices, rental properties, rental property damage, rental property expenses, rental property income, rental property investment, rental property maintenance, rental property management, rental property ownership, rental property repairs, rental property tenants, rental tenants, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2977	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as ruthless as my gf when it comes to renting out houses? Look no further! Our server is so cutthroat, we only allow players with the highest credit scores to join. No pets allowed, because we don’t want any pesky creepers blowing up our precious builds.

But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!

ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

alcoholism, Boundaries, caring for ex, CHECK, Communication, Didnt, emergency response, emotional exhaustion, enabling behavior, excessive drinking, ExGF_GoneWild, Guilt, ICU, mental health, Near Death Experience, Oops, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, separation, support system, tough love, Ventilator

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Items Found:	2869
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP

Cyber procrastination, digital distractions, Digital time killers, Favorite way to waste time online, Internet procrastination, Internet rabbit holes, internet surfing, Minecraft, MineTimeWaster, online distractions, online entertainment, Online forums engagement, online gaming, Online pastimes, Online shopping addiction, Online time wasters, Online video streaming, smp, Social media scrolling, time-wasting activities, Virtual reality experiences, Web browsing habits, YouTube rabbit holes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest of rare blocks, like the elusive diamond-encrusted potato or the mystical rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their impeccable trading skills. Want to get rich quick? Just butter up a llama and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary enchanted pumpkin helmet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

MemecraftMemories

“Youth, Carefree, Cherished moments, Childhood, family, favorite childhood memory, Friends, Fun, games, growing up, happy times, Innocence, Laughter, long-lasting memories, MemecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past, playing outside, Reminiscing, School days, Toys

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic that it attracted a real-life dragon? Well, get ready for even crazier adventures on our Minecraft server! Join us and you might stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds guarded by a mischievous group of creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a wild new adventure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and make some memories that will make your childhood sandcastle look like child’s play!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, CELEBRATIONS, Conflict, demonstration, international relations, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, MissileMayhem, News, Politics, protest, RETALIATION, Server, Tension, Unrest, violence, War, world events

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7348
Dimension Hops:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! You gotta join this server, cuz we be blowin’ up like the IRGC blowin’ up Israel! Celebrations be poppin’ off like fireworks in Iran, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun!

We got crazy missile attacks happenin’ left and right, just like in the game! You’ll feel like a real warrior fightin’ for your blocky life against the evil forces of Israel.

Join us now and experience the thrill of battle, the excitement of victory, and the joy of blowin’ stuff up! Don’t be a square, come join the party on our server today!

Alien Pets Vet Abduction

ABDUCTED, abduction, Alien, aliens, animal hospital, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet checkup, Pet comfort, pet fear, pet health, pet love, pet owners, pet phobia, pet stress, pet wellness, Pets, Probed, scared pets, vet, vet visit, veterinarian, veterinary care

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where pets are the rulers and humans are their loyal subjects. like, the pets have built this epic kingdom with giant bones and catnip fields and stuff. and, like, the humans have to do all the grunt work like mining diamonds and building houses for the pets. but, like, the pets are super chill and give out belly rubs and treats as rewards. it’s, like, the ultimate role reversal, man. join this server if you want to experience life as a pet in a world where humans are the underlings. it’s like being abducted and probed by aliens, but in a totally fun and non-invasive way. come join the madness, dude.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

AI Waifu, aiwg, Art AI, Bing, Black Forest Labs, create waifus, DeepFloyd, Flowers, FLUX.1-schnell, hailuoai, HuggingFace, leonardo.ai, Minecraft, PALS, perchance, Pixai, PIXEL, Prodia, Rentry, Server, stable diffusion, Talk, Unstability AI, waifu local guide, watercolors

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	556319
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2549
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the flowers and watercolors edition, where you can create your own waifus and talk about them all day long. Need inspiration? Check out our local waifu guide for some tips on how to make the perfect pixelated partner.

But that’s not all! Our server is powered by the latest AI technology, so you can expect some truly mind-blowing experiences. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a masterpiece? Use our AI art generators to create stunning landscapes and structures that will leave your friends speechless.

Feeling a bit unstable? Don’t worry, our server has got you covered with our AI stability tools. Say goodbye to glitches and lag, and hello to a smooth and seamless gaming experience.

And if you’re looking for some extra fun, check out our AI text-to-image generator for some truly bizarre creations. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on with the help of our AI companions?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let your creativity run wild. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Crafty Pixel Pals Gang

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, Gang, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, PALS, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, PIXEL, planescape torment, Prometheus Wept, risen, Sector Unknown, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	166	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure filled with RPG elements and crazy quests.

Imagine fighting dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and embarking on epic quests with your friends. Our server is like a mix of Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic all rolled into one.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Banquet for Fools” where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous goblins, and “Flint: Treasure of Oblivion” where you search for hidden treasure in a dangerous wasteland.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCrafty School Server

Agreement, ASD, Best Friend, bio dad, Cancer, comfortable financially, Conflict, Divorce, Expenses, financial agreement, Help, Marriage, minecrafty, Previous relationship, private school tuition, Promise, public school, relationship, Resources, School, Server, special needs, Struggling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	218
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9293	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!